Pizzeria Calypso — Restaurant in Santa Cruz de la Palma

Edit 2: they deleted the response. However I got it. The owner tried to say my opinion was not real because I never were in the place. Even if I added pictures and videos.

From 2 stars to 1. Pathetic.

Edit: if you want an aneurysm, try to decode what the owner tried to reply to this review.

It's a lazy Saturday and my friends came here for an Italian treat and it was nice for the most part. A very odd foccacia made of regular pizza dough with cheese, something I haven't seen before.

And after that we waited 20 minutes for our main platters, normal store bought noodles with Pesto, cheese and carbonara sauce.

I think I can make it tastier, I think you might be able to make it tastier at home. After we asked for the bill, the busboy told us about salmon sauce noodles with caviar and ink noodles with squid.

Even when we asked what was in the house. And they didn't told us.

Just...

Un atendimiento pésimo por varios motivos y la comida algunos casos mejor que otra, ya que fuimos un grupo grande. En mi caso me comí de toda una pizza un total de un trozo. ¿Es normal que si el restaurante se equivoca en un plato la culpa sea del cliente? ¿Es normal tener que rogar varias veces que te quiten un ingrediente del plato si el cliente sufre intolerancias y no puede comerlo de ninguna de las maneras? Y si esto fuera normal, que no hubiera ninguna alternativa que no fuera “no comer”. ¿Es normal tratar a los clientes con desprecio haciendo ver que “la culpa es del cliente” por querer comer a su gusto la comida que posteriormente va a pagar? ¿Es normal pedir jamón serrano y que traigan lomo embuchado sin avisar previamente y creer que nadie se dará cuenta? Muchas dudas con este lugar. Es comprensible que haya comida mejor que otra, lo que es intolerable es que traten a los clientes con desconsideración cuando estas prestando...

They really care about food and put their heart in it. When you eat pizza or pasta there it's not regular it's outstanding and can easily keep up with the Italian kitchen (also confirmed by my Italien friend) great service, lovely people. Maximum support. All the best...