Absolutely horror show! Never in my many years have ever written a review, but I just had to for this place.

On arrival a young girl welcomed us even though I hinted a slight rude tone of voice and overall character. After been seated we waited…and waited…and waited…for our menus. After waiting so long I had to go and ask for for our menu, again the rude waitress with her grumpy face kept saying “what”, “huh” as if I was speaking tongue tied. When we got our menus and decided what to eat, of course you guessed it… we waited again for service, once more I had to wave the waitress down for service (which I dreaded).

So after waiting a trillion, billion, million years and watching people come in, in groups of 5 and getting their food before us (me and my girlfriend). We finally got our food!!! Hallelujah!

Hold on where’s my food? I ordered the lamb cutlets, 3 skinny tiny…no minuscule lamb cutlets. That were still bleeding, nearly moving and absolutely full of salt there’s less salt in the ocean. I mean that’s on the meat there was, which was about 2 bites overall. And half my plate full of soggy chips and the other half full of salad, that could feed a family of giraffes.

After complaining to a waitress which I hate doing, she replied with “wellll that’s how the lamb cutlets come” (what dripping with blood?) with her poker face. I said well you should of gave me 10 then, not 3! After she said she would get the manager we then again waited and waited for this manager to come. To my surprise no manager arrived but the same waitress who said “he said thank you for your feedback, would you like a free desert?”. ARE YOU SERIOUS? The manager can’t face me to apologize for his nearly moving lamb on my plate. Why would I want anymore food, after complaining about how utterly diabolical it was. Wow. Better service at McDonald’s.

£47 I will never get back and thanks for ruining our date night. Lots more I could write but I don’t want to bore you like their food.

Shocking.