Uncle Franks — Restaurant in Cambridge

After night out on the town I was on the hunt for something to eat after discovering that not a single layer in my 7 layer burrito was chicken - I like room temperature lettuce as much as the next person but what I really needed was a kilo of wet meat and enough chips to end world hunger.

After a short walk I came across Uncle Franks and I knew this was the place for me. At first I wasn’t sure what to order as I was distracted by a local resident that told me for just £10 he would give me a an old inner tube, a bag of human teeth and a return trip to Stoke on Trent. Thankfully the gentlemen behind the counter were very helpful - I’m not sure which one was the titular Uncle Frank but I think it might have been the one that stared so deeply into my soul that I felt like he knew all of my darkest secrets - and I quickly had my food.

I’m always worried when getting food from places like this that it might be undercooked and a little Pinky but this was not the case here. The food smelled so good that I had to fight off a few residents who were desperate to get their hands on it while I waited for my Uber.

Back home I was ready to crawl into bed and enjoy my meal - the flavours of which were so good they hit me like a large bible to the head!

I highly recommend Uncle Frank if you’re in need of some delicious...

Uncle Frank’s—the undisputed heavyweight of dodgy maths and upcycled cuisine. Handed over a £20 note, got £2 back. Either inflation has hit really hard, or Uncle Frank’s got his own special exchange rate. Apparently, basic arithmetic takes a backseat here, and they just hope you’re too distracted (or too drunk) to notice the disappearing act.

Now, about the kebab. Fresh pitta? Sure. But then I had the pleasure of watching the salad and meat get a second chance at life—straight from the bin. Nothing says “commitment to sustainability” like a meal that’s already had a previous owner. Guess the motto here is, “Waste not, want not… and hope the customers aren’t paying attention.”

So, if you’re in the mood for a financial magic trick and a kebab that’s played the floor-is-lava, Uncle Frank’s is the place to be. Just keep a close eye on your change—and maybe ask for a fresh batch, preferably one that hasn’t made a pit...

Just want to say the deep pan pizza I ordered late last night was delicious. It was fresh, hot, the crust both crispy & soft, the donor meat and pineapple I added ontop with jalapeños made it a perfect combo of savoury, spice and sweet and I was pleasantly surprised by how absolutely delicious it was! I ordered the small one and it’s a perfect size for one person. I also like the quality of the lamb donor meat. Especially for a such a late night order! Well done! Will be ordering many more now!

Ordered the same pizza tonight again and it’s even better than last night. And the garlic bread is DIVINE! So...