Park Lane Torquay — Restaurant in England

Oh my day's..." Discrimination issues to be raised!!!'.........a newly found friend and I (oh wot a guy)went upstairs to get a drink and i patiently waited amongst the small fry...'starting to slightly feel uncomfortable as I looked around the top bar'for we were the oldest in there by far!!!' oh well with drink in hand'a kiss to my lips my newly found friend did land'so indeed happy dayzzzz all round'for I was now feeling quite sound'lets forget the naughty little boy who STOLE his pint shall we??' wobbley denying it whilst smirking was he' his babysitter/bodyguard ha ha his very loyal friend stuck up for this here mess' i whispered to the youth that i amongst others saw him so please just confess'...... DING DONG PLAYTIME OVER sit Shep.come Rover... Sitting on the sofa near the V.I.P playpen' so important it could fit but 10' oh my day's we did but laugh of sitting there as though watching over our kids at play' then to join them on the floor my drink I did mislay'being the only 2 adults in the club I felt it my duty to report my crime' all be it was probably a waste of time!' downstairs we went to decide where next' and wot happened next I can not even put into text' we were stood one in front of the other having a wee dance when along came this mumbling youngster dressed in his dads doorman attire' screaming at us stating he had seen a sexual act as though the place was on fire!' huh?? Pardon me...'for wot did he really see?' a hand go up my skirt (said he) in which is a sexual act!!!' I beg your pardon said I is that fact???' for 1 I was not wearing a skirt but leggings so that rules the hand thing out' you allowed said he to me.he was annoying me now and(did he really have to shout)'....

SO AFTER THAT 'SHORT' BUT LONG WINDED STORY(ACTUAL EVENT) YES I CAN NOW SEE THE FUNNY SIDE AND I HAD A GREAT EVENING BUT..... To give a review on the club and not the company I was in and the few sweet kids we spoke to I am appalled. Ok I'm now 42 ISH??? My son is 24 ish??? Ok I don't know the age limit but I know 💯 it's over 18 ... Even 21. No way was this the case even though I saw bouncers/doormen checking ID. Im not really knocking them or the club but that pretentious jobs worth who blatantly was bored or just does not like people of his mum and dad's age(fair play) in there. So to be chucked out of a night club is AT MY AGE degrading enough and to be accused of allowing a sexual act (in which did not take place) amongst all the other wrong doings going on in the toilets and dance floor I may take it further.......

A good place for kids to go and play with no adults or any...

Disgusting would be the right word to use for this place

SERVICE: it’s okay. This server wore a shirt so low I’m not sure if she’s going to a club or serving. She’s nice but definitely not dressed appropriately for a place that serves kids meals

QUALITY: terrible. We came on a Thursday and they have a vegan special for 2 vegan main dish with 2 cocktail for £20. I ordered a curry. I had never had any curry with tomato sauce in it. It’s a tomato sauce with some spice to it, far from a curry.

Vegan lasagna was a mush of blah. Soft, not even baked. Gross

Steak was tasteless also

So for the price you pay for the quality, it’s definitely not worth it for this “special”

Just awful and I’m not sure how anyone rate this as anything close to a 2 star at all.

OVERALL: If you want some terrible cheaper food in the area, perhaps you should try this place. But definitely not their vegan...

I recently visited for a bottomless brunch to celebrate a friends bday, and while the drinks were great, the service left a lot to be desired. One of the servers, with really Curley hair, was wonderful. But the other server, with brown/blackish hair, was the complete opposite. She was visibly irritated, rolling her eyes as she took our orders. It was clear she couldn’t be bothered. Working in the industry I understand it can be frustrating but you have to grin and bear it as your service plays a big part of the experience. It really put a damper on the experience. I get that it was busy, but there’s no excuse for treating customers that way. The drinks were good, but with that kind of service, I’m not...