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Name
The Tale of Two
Description
Informal bar and airy, modern restaurant for Spanish small plates, sharing boards and grilled steak.
Nearby attractions
Cleethorpes Pier Gardens
Central Promenade, Cleethorpes DN35 8LG, United Kingdom
Cleethorpes Beach
Central Promenade, Cleethorpes DN35 8SF, United Kingdom
Ross Castle
65 Central Promenade, Cleethorpes DN35 8SE, United Kingdom
The Empire Cleethorpes
50-52 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes DN35 8LE, United Kingdom
St Peter's Church
70 St Peter's Ave, Cleethorpes DN35 8HP, United Kingdom
Fun Fair - Cleethorpes Beach
Cleethorpes DN35 8SJ, United Kingdom
Nearby restaurants
Agrah
7-9 Sea View St, Cleethorpes DN35 8EU, United Kingdom
Marples
6 Sea View St, Cleethorpes DN35 8EZ, United Kingdom
The Counting House
11 Sea View St, Cleethorpes DN35 8EX, United Kingdom
Casa Nostra
28 Sea View St, Cleethorpes DN35 8EZ, United Kingdom
Papas Fish & Chips - Cleethorpes Pier
Central Promenade, Cleethorpes DN35 8SF, United Kingdom
Thai Oriental
24 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes DN35 8LG, United Kingdom
Folk Kitchen & Deli
30-32 Cambridge St, Cleethorpes DN35 8HD, United Kingdom
The Helm
6 Kingsway, Cleethorpes DN35 8QU, United Kingdom
Jamal's
30 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes DN35 8LF, United Kingdom
Suzie's cup of joy
42-43 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes DN35 8LE, United Kingdom
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Cloves Boutique Bed & Breakfast
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MJ Guest House
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Hotel Mj Kingsway, Cleethorpes Seafront
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The Tale of Two
United KingdomEnglandThe Tale of Two

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The Tale of Two

2 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes DN35 8LQ, United Kingdom
4.1(304)$$$$
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Informal bar and airy, modern restaurant for Spanish small plates, sharing boards and grilled steak.

attractions: Cleethorpes Pier Gardens, Cleethorpes Beach, Ross Castle, The Empire Cleethorpes, St Peter's Church, Fun Fair - Cleethorpes Beach, restaurants: Agrah, Marples, The Counting House, Casa Nostra, Papas Fish & Chips - Cleethorpes Pier, Thai Oriental, Folk Kitchen & Deli, The Helm, Jamal's, Suzie's cup of joy
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+44 1472 600515
Website
thetaleoftwo.co.uk

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Sticky Martini
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Nearby attractions of The Tale of Two

Cleethorpes Pier Gardens

Cleethorpes Beach

Ross Castle

The Empire Cleethorpes

St Peter's Church

Fun Fair - Cleethorpes Beach

Cleethorpes Pier Gardens

Cleethorpes Pier Gardens

4.3

(1.5K)

Open 24 hours
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Cleethorpes Beach

Cleethorpes Beach

4.3

(1.6K)

Open 24 hours
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Ross Castle

Ross Castle

4.3

(19)

Open 24 hours
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The Empire Cleethorpes

The Empire Cleethorpes

3.9

(105)

Closed
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Nearby restaurants of The Tale of Two

Agrah

Marples

The Counting House

Casa Nostra

Papas Fish & Chips - Cleethorpes Pier

Thai Oriental

Folk Kitchen & Deli

The Helm

Jamal's

Suzie's cup of joy

Agrah

Agrah

4.6

(415)

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Marples

Marples

4.4

(305)

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The Counting House

The Counting House

4.2

(302)

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Casa Nostra

Casa Nostra

4.8

(341)

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Reviews of The Tale of Two

4.1
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2.0
2y

The food was AMAZING and if the review was based on this alone it would be 5 stars however the service was terrible and drags the whole review down.

Probably only half of tables filled yet service was appallingly. Sat for 15 minutes before someone came to take drinks order. Another 15 minutes for drinks to arrive. The young blonde waitress only seemed to be serving 2 tables consistently. No check back done once food arrived and after asking twice for a sauce for a child who’s meal was already here, I ended up going to the kitchen entrance and asking myself. Didn’t expect what appears to be the manager being shirty about this by saying “this is the kitchen and if you need something you should ask a server”

Young blonde waitress very rude and arrogant and requires some serious training (for starters moving S&P pots off table before spraying chemicals on the table is lesson 1 of how not to make customers ill!) Ultimately we didn’t pay nearly £100 for a nice meal to be served by the local Wetherspoons barmaid. Crop tops and long hair that isn’t put up have no place in fine dining (and are also against health and hygiene regulations) so really decide what kind of establishment you want to be - a cool bar or an upscale restaurant?

The only thing they do quickly is bring out the bill and collect the cash from the table! And even then once paid we were asked twice how we would like to pay by different people!

Real shame as the food was literally amazing - the best tapas I’ve had in...

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2.0
2y

Well 'Tale of Two', you have the potential of a great business but your staffing and management is appalling!

After attending a wedding there yesterday (where everybody had pre ordered their food), I watched the food come out over a 15/20 minute period, which saw people finishing their meal before others had even received theirs - not good enough!

There was only one member of staff to serve 40 people at the bar, you can imagine the queue and upon entering the restaurant upstairs, the place was freezing - the aircon was not needed, nor switched off!

My pre ordered food (fish and chips) never came and instead I was given 3 and a half goujons with chips and told they had run out of fish! And then to rub salt in the wound, I was charged for fish and chips, which is £5 more than goujons - disgusting!

You obviously have a great chef, as the food was excellent but the staffing and management is appalling and will continue to lose you business - as I for one, will certainly not be going back again.

It was indeed a 'Tale of Two'! Great food and appalling service!!

UPDATED REPLY.

Thank you for your reply, you didn't have too and it is appreciated! Being a member of staff down is never good and I understand the problems it can cause!

I don't necessarily agree with all your reply but airing pedantic points over Google is pointless and I thank you for the offer of a meal on the house, which I will gladly accept ..., happily review and eat my...

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1.0
2y

If I could give this place zero stars I would. We're do I start . We had a table of ten booked for my step daughters birthday we arrived to be seated at the wrong table and then moved to another table . We had all pre ordered food in advance and once every one arrived the order was read out to us all . Then the food started to come out and before you knew it there was numerous items missing . The young waitress was asked if the rest of the food was coming out to them be told we hadn't pre ordered what was missing ( even though it was read out to us ). We wer also promised bread to compliment the table instead of ordering starters which . Eventually after we'd eaten the bread arrived ( a mere slice of bread which was enough for one person ). Then we asked if the child's chicken and chips was coming out as everyone was eating... The waiter apologised and then brought it out 5 mins later . To the horror of the parent she cut into the chicken to then realise it was RAW ! UMAGINE IF THE 4 YEAR OLD CHILD IN QUESTION WOULD OF EATEN THIS . we complained to the manager and rightly so to be fobbed off with numerous excuses to then say after eventually saying he would give us 20%off the order but still charged us for the undercooked meal !!! Waited around 45 minutes for the table to be cleared all in an absolute shambles and a dive quite politely .

Won't be eating...

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Jo “Jojo” ButlerJo “Jojo” Butler
I love this place on every aspect of it. The decor, the atmosphere, the music, the food, the choice of beverages, the cocktails, the looked after and clean bathrooms, the security that make sure things are run smoothly and most importantly the amazing staff and management that make sure to bring the experience to a higher level by treating you as part of the family and respect you. They all go above and beyond to make sure you have a wonderful time. Edited to Include another visit which was cocktail night.....every single one was done to a high standard with special touches and the taste is gorgeous .....one of my go to favourites 'A dead man's tipple' 10 out of 10 for taste. Flaming Zombie is not for the faint hearted but a gorgeous mix of fruit and different rums 10 out 10 for alcohol volume!!! Strawberry and passion fruit Mojito is a wonderful combo of colours and taste 10 out of 10 for aesthetics and flavour. The sweetie of the lot was the Fruit Pastille, sweet in taste and look I give it 10/10 for fun! For the daring and coffee lovers the Espresso Martini has a serious coffee kick , for me it's a little too sharp and not sweet enough. So an 8/10, however it looks amazing. A wonderful Wednesday evening all round 🍸🍹
S DeweyS Dewey
WARNING Went on the 8th of July for a couple of cocktails with my partner, was lovely. The Espresso Martini and Long Island Iced Tea were superb. We notice an all you can drink brunch option, so reserved for the 10th. Upon our arrival on the 10th we were given a separate drinks menu, one about 1/4 of the main menu size, which wasn't stipulated on the offer. Nor was the fact that it's two portions of food per person (well sides and they were really good to be fair) Now this is where it gets dodgy...the two drinks I had on the 8th got me just as merry as the 9 drinks I had on the 10th. So clearly they were being watered down at some point. I'm very disappointed in this place, it looked like it could've been something special but ended up being what I can only describe as a misleading and potential tourist trap. On a side note, the floor was sticky and the bathroom smelt so strong of urine that I had to pull my shirt over my nose. Last time I was in a place that dirty it was Sugar Cubes in Lincoln City centre.
Sue DrinkellSue Drinkell
We've never had food at the Tale of Two before so when we saw the new menu advertised we thought we would give it a go. We are so glad we did as the food was great. We had 6 tapas plates between us and a portion of fries and each dish was plentiful and tasted really good, we had a bottle of Blass Chardonnay to wash it down and the Bill was just over £56 which was a bargain for what we had. The slight point loss for atmosphere was because it wasn't that busy but I guess with it being Good Friday most people were having a Fish and Chip night. The staff were really friendly and we spent a really nice couple of hours there. The bonus for us is that's it's a 10 min walk from were we live, we will definitely be going back.
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I love this place on every aspect of it. The decor, the atmosphere, the music, the food, the choice of beverages, the cocktails, the looked after and clean bathrooms, the security that make sure things are run smoothly and most importantly the amazing staff and management that make sure to bring the experience to a higher level by treating you as part of the family and respect you. They all go above and beyond to make sure you have a wonderful time. Edited to Include another visit which was cocktail night.....every single one was done to a high standard with special touches and the taste is gorgeous .....one of my go to favourites 'A dead man's tipple' 10 out of 10 for taste. Flaming Zombie is not for the faint hearted but a gorgeous mix of fruit and different rums 10 out 10 for alcohol volume!!! Strawberry and passion fruit Mojito is a wonderful combo of colours and taste 10 out of 10 for aesthetics and flavour. The sweetie of the lot was the Fruit Pastille, sweet in taste and look I give it 10/10 for fun! For the daring and coffee lovers the Espresso Martini has a serious coffee kick , for me it's a little too sharp and not sweet enough. So an 8/10, however it looks amazing. A wonderful Wednesday evening all round 🍸🍹
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WARNING Went on the 8th of July for a couple of cocktails with my partner, was lovely. The Espresso Martini and Long Island Iced Tea were superb. We notice an all you can drink brunch option, so reserved for the 10th. Upon our arrival on the 10th we were given a separate drinks menu, one about 1/4 of the main menu size, which wasn't stipulated on the offer. Nor was the fact that it's two portions of food per person (well sides and they were really good to be fair) Now this is where it gets dodgy...the two drinks I had on the 8th got me just as merry as the 9 drinks I had on the 10th. So clearly they were being watered down at some point. I'm very disappointed in this place, it looked like it could've been something special but ended up being what I can only describe as a misleading and potential tourist trap. On a side note, the floor was sticky and the bathroom smelt so strong of urine that I had to pull my shirt over my nose. Last time I was in a place that dirty it was Sugar Cubes in Lincoln City centre.
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We've never had food at the Tale of Two before so when we saw the new menu advertised we thought we would give it a go. We are so glad we did as the food was great. We had 6 tapas plates between us and a portion of fries and each dish was plentiful and tasted really good, we had a bottle of Blass Chardonnay to wash it down and the Bill was just over £56 which was a bargain for what we had. The slight point loss for atmosphere was because it wasn't that busy but I guess with it being Good Friday most people were having a Fish and Chip night. The staff were really friendly and we spent a really nice couple of hours there. The bonus for us is that's it's a 10 min walk from were we live, we will definitely be going back.
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