Hart Peri Peri — Restaurant in Hart

It was a cold Saturday night at roughly 1:30am in the morning, after a hard shift a few of me and my friends thought we would stop at this particular food spot, as we occasionally enjoy trying new places, there is no other way to describe this food joint except simply my first bite a shiver grasped my body harder then when I first watched conjuring, I believe the doner meat tried to eat me back which was an interesting experience, I fear for my toilets safety when I wake up in the morning, if you care for your bowels and intestines I highly suggest eating out of the bin next door it will provide more nutritional value as stated by the homeless man when I asked if he wanted any food from this place. The homeless man said he’s eaten floor chewing gum that tasted nicer than the cheesy chips, somehow even the lettuce was under cooked and it doesn’t even need cooking, all in all, great experience the doner meat is most likely the remains of...

I bought the 12 piece bucket of chicken and honestly I could not describe the state of my life at that moment in time. The first bite of chicken that I took made me rethink my life’s worth and truly thought whether any of my life was worth living. I then ate the chips. I am telling you when I say this, my insulation In my third bathroom had more seasoning and flavour that that long pile of trash. Then I took another bite of chicken. I then proceeded to go to Halfords to Order a rope as I really thought my life had come to an end in that very moment. The coke was Aight. However the grease clogged my arteries and lungs resulting in my Nan getting third degree burns in her left knee. Overall not a spectacular experience but recommended to anyone who wants to live in a recovery hospital for their entire living. Gordon Ramsey can’t even save that. Nah jk it...

Ordered while seeing family. Food had not arrived still after 1.5 hrs. Called up and they said it would be 2 minutes - no sign of the food. Called back up, they said the food had been delivered. Only to find out the food had been left outside a different address on the floor for over 20+ minutes. I had to meet the delivery driver who told me when he left the food on the other address. Called the restaurant-They offered to take the food back and warm it up on the grill!!!?? after being on the floor.I politely declined. I have since attempted to get my refund as they advised me to process it through ‘Just Eat’ and they promised that they ‘would not question it’ … however I have just been issued a £5 voucher of ‘good will’. No refund. Poor service. Will not order again. And will not...