Half Man! Half Burger! — Restaurant in Hastings

A cr*p burger joint masquerading as a fancy burger joint.

I'd not been before so decided to give it a go, first thing I noticed was the tiny pub sized menu, then realised they were charging up to £8 for just a burger, I thought "ok, must be a giant burger with everything in it for that price" (the name of the place seems to imply generous burger sizes) I was mistaken.

The actual meat patties were half the size of my palm, and I have small hands, the top bun was covered in a sticky glaze that I had to wipe off before I could hold the thing (you can let go of the bun but the bun won't let go of you) the bottom bun had the consistency of porridge and while the burger as a whole was ok, quite frankly the dedicated (and some non-dedicated) burger places in town have the same quality and way more flavour for half the price, with sides included! I got chilli chips aswell as the burger wasn't even close to enough, that cost about £4, give or take, and taste like super-saver chilli from a can slopped on to half cold chewy chips.

Honestly, don't waste your money here, there are far better places to get good quality food that won't insult your wallet and stomach because they're not trying to be...

Writing up some reviews as waiting on a burgher in my local town as another place let me down and whilst waiting and salivating I remembered the best one I ever had was from here about 5-6 years ago, went here from time to time as ex was a vegan and they catered for vegans which was for a burgher joint still a mild oddity then, especially in small coastal towns, she always seemed happy with burgher she got and the beef ones I've had about 3- 4 times in total from this place and I reckon all would make it into my top 10.

They are good enough for me to remember that I must return here one day and hope the quality is the same, always rammed which often a good sign, fries and extra toppings if you fancy it are excellent if you can fit them in or are willing to share. Hope this place is doing as well as ever, it seems an independent that deserves to thrive on its quality alone, I don't remember it being expensive for an up market burgher joint either. Wish it was not about 60 -...

Well I had high hopes after a visit to the one in Hastings... which was great!

However at the st Leonards one..

Where do I begin?

The Burger was sloppy, bun wet, fell apart when I picked u, it was oily and not possible to eat with hands, no plates so has to use a knife and fork on the tray..

Chips were ok but nothing special, I spent 20 mins picking out bits of rosemary from my teeth afterwards.

Staff member wasn't very friendly I think they didn't really want to be there..

Three burgers, one portion of chips two beers and a water came to. £50... I spend fortunes on eating out but this i think was too much for the quality of the food we received...

Very heavy underground rap music was not what I expected ito have to listen to in a burger joint and was some what unbearable...

Unless I'm under duress with gun pointed at me I don't think I want to be a repeat customer.

For anyone going there I hope it's...