Balham Bowls Club — Restaurant in London

In days gone by bowls clubs have played more than their fair share in British history. With our proud tradition of inventing sports for the world to beat us at, we’ve held firm in the bowls department – Commonwealth champions no less. These oases of decency once peppered the nation, providing gentle competition and mature melting pots in a way that its brasher American cousin could never match. And many live on – including a particularly fine example in the North London Bowls Club.

It was whilst curling his wood towards a tricky jack in Plymouth Hoe that Sir Francis Drake first spotted the Spanish Armada advancing toward British shores. Famously, he dug in; intent on finishing his game before setting about finishing off Pedro and his amigos (commemorated in this sterling statue in Tavistock). In Balham Bowls Club, however, you’re more likely to be faced with gallons of rioja than galleons of war as it has now been faithfully turned into a wonderful drinking hole by Antic, the people behind Tooting Tram & Social and several other fine establishments.

They have faithfully retained the clubhouse decor, with trinkets, original score cards, honours boards and the curious little flags that commemorate the visits of nearby clubs adorning all surfaces. A sign suggesting that visitors must be accompanied by members greets you as you enter – but fear not, you’ll be fine. The BBC is a wooden walled warren of rooms, particularly cosy in these winter months, littered with old fashioned lamps, beaten up Chesterfields and mismatching wooden chairs – even the odd church pew – making for an unpretentious atmosphere of warming revellry. And there’s an outside bit for inevitable summer Pimmage.

The games vibe is still kept very much alive, with a selection of board games available behind the bar and we’re told two full sized snooker tables upstairs. Sadly the bowling green didn’t come with the deal for the building, and it’s currently festering away out the back until the council decide what to do with it. Nor did we sample the menu, but we’re told it scores very highly (it’s what’s apparently known as ‘global tapas’). We did have a sausage roll, though, which was outstanding – and there can be few finer judges of a pub’s culinary merits than that.

Balham, you jewel encrusted transport hub of the south you, with your collection of generic style bars – you have delivered a gem of a pub. Well worth getting better acquainted with the...

Balham Bowls Social Club is truly a hidden gem in the heart of Balham, and I can't say enough good things about the experience I've had there, largely thanks to the excellent management of Gabby.

From the moment you step inside, you are greeted by a warm and welcoming atmosphere. The club exudes a sense of community, making it an ideal spot to relax and enjoy some quality time with friends, family, or even make new acquaintances. The overall ambiance is charming, with a perfect blend of traditional charm and a contemporary twist.

Gabby, the manager of the club, is the heart and soul of this establishment. Her dedication to ensuring that every visitor has a memorable experience is truly remarkable. She's not only attentive but also incredibly friendly. Gabby's knowledge of the club's history and the sport of bowls itself is impressive. Her passion for what she does shines through, making you feel like a valued guest rather than just another customer.

The bar and dining area are well-maintained and offer a great selection of beverages and delicious food options. Whether you're a fan of classic cocktails, craft beers, or fine wines, you won't be disappointed. The menu is varied, and the quality of the dishes is outstanding. I highly recommend trying the Sunday roast; it's a personal favorite.

The bowling greens are in fantastic condition, and whether you're a seasoned bowler or a novice, you'll find the equipment and facilities top-notch. Gabby and her staff are always on hand to offer guidance and assistance, ensuring that everyone can enjoy a game.

The events and entertainment organized by the club are another highlight. They provide the perfect opportunity to socialize and meet fellow members. From quiz nights to live music, there's always something exciting happening at Balham Bowls Social Club.

In summary, Balham Bowls Social Club is a wonderful destination for those seeking a unique and enjoyable social experience. Gabby's exceptional management skills and the overall friendly ambiance create an environment that is truly inviting. It's a place where traditions meet modernity, and I can't recommend it enough. If you're in Balham, don't miss the chance to visit this charming...

i used to visit this place almost weekly when I lived locally and the roasts were the closest I have ever come to my Dad's home cooked. So when my partner and I wanted to announce my pregnancy we thought this would be a great spot for a family meal. I booked in advance to avoid disappointment. The staff were clearly distracted by their own social lives and really took their time to respond to any requests. I had to go and fetch someone to clear our table and take a dessert order after our dirty plates had been sat under our noses for an hour. The whole time 3 members of staff were idly standing around chatting. The food was not up to the usual standard and I had asked for my chicken to be carved from the bone. I specifically asked for breast meat only but instead received shredded chicken in all forms with all the veins and gristle still attached which I had been keen to avoid. This was ruined even further by one member of staff being dressed in shorts shorter than my underwear. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but I find it difficult to enjoy my lunch when I run the risk of seeing what someone else ate for breakfast every time she bends over to clean a table! Not appropriate work attire. This is a family-friendly restaurant, not Hooters. I was really disappointed and won't take a chance...