The M Kitchen (The Meze)
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I came here for my 21st birthday with high expectations as their social media portrays it to be a place for great food and good atmosphere. It’s a very pretty restaurant but nothing I haven’t seen in ever meze restaurant ever. Everything we ordered was over or undercooked cooked and the portions were small. The wagu sliders tasted nice but was over cooked & so was the pan friend prawns. Ordered a whole seabass and it came with 3 baby potato’s 1 tiny tomato and even that was over cooked. The lamb literally came out overcooked and charcoal black & was pretty much impossible to cut through & came with rock hard asparagus and undercooked broccoli and didn’t even receive a steak knife to cut the lamb with. Not even a side of rice, baby potatoes or chips with the lamb and was quite overpriced ! The chicken shish was good in flavour but over cooked, come with a small rainbow salad and the tiniest bit of flat bread ever and was very overpriced for what I received. I ordered chips and Mac & cheese as sides and the chips were steak cut oven chips that looked like they were from Iceland or something and were undercooked and had the cheek to try and charge almost £5 for a small bowl of them and the Mac and cheese tasted of just over cooked pasta and pasta water, no cheese whatsoever and had to send back can’t believe they were charging £7 for something so small and tasteless, was very tempted to send back the lamb chops too. The drinks were very watery and weak and the angry bird cocktail was just pure ice and way too sweet. The waiter was awful, she didn’t come over to check the food was okay once, was very unwelcoming, didn’t smile once, barely acknowledged we was there and the adult area we was sitting in was practically empty, just 1 other table being managed by another waiter & done her best to avoid having to come back over to our table even to take our plates! we had to wave her down every time we wanted or needed something. Overall not a great experience and won’t be returning, very disappointed.
Tiffiny Elise ivyTiffiny Elise ivy
10
Was one of the closest restaurants to the bowling alley nearby and sooooo glad it was and that we popped in here! Proper vibey restaurant with nice seating arrangements and decor! The DJ set was on point tonight too! Some decent old school RnB vibes to set the mood! Music ain’t loud but just loud enough, so don’t let that put you off! Cocktails are good! Very good! I tried the Angry bird! It was lush! Truss me!! Wasn’t feeling the cup it came in, BUT it was a very tasty cocktail! Back to the food!! Mad tasty! Mad! We (2 adults 1 12yr old) had a mixed starter for 2! Came with a juicy selection of meats, some rice, bulgur, bread and salad! Everything was cooked to perfection and was bang on point! Couldn’t fault anything! (Side note, they messed our order up a little and we received some beef on skewers by mistake, which they let us have for free anyway, BUT mateee! They were so good! Would’ve paid for them tbh 👀) we also got the wagyu beef sliders and some fries, which were amazing too and I would highly recommend! Just the right size to share….if you want! 😄 Can’t fault this place! Very good food! Really good ambience and vibe! Was a nice mix of clientele on my visit and the staff are professional, courteous and attentive! Go to this place if you find yourself in the area, and if you’re NOT in area then find yourself in the area! and visit them! And hopefully you have as good an experience as me and my family had tonight! 🙏🏽🧿 I’ll definitely be going back! 🎯🔥💯
Mr FridaeMr Fridae
00
I paid £37.00 and barely any food arrived. It was enough to feed one person, a 'sharing platter' it stated on the menu. I called the restaurant and asked if I was missing any food from the order and the man was very rude. He told me I wouldn't get a refund for it and if I tried to get a refund through justeat that he would reject it. I will add a photo of the piddly amount of food that I got for £37.00. Never ordering from this place again! In response to the owner: I'm very aware that you are not a 'kebab shop'. If I wanted a kebab I would have ordered one from a kebab shop. That said, it probably would have been a nicer and way cheaper experience. The food that arrived from you was a very small amount for the money that I paid and it was also tasteless. When compared to other Turkish restaurants in the surrounding area's the quality and quantity of your food is severely lacking. You get more food and a much better service for slighter less money. I don't mind paying good money if the food is worth it! It was an absolute rip off and I am deeply regreting spending my hard earned (NHS) salary just to line your pockets. There is trying to stay afloat during a pandemic and there is just ripping people off, it's just down right shameful!!
julzand alexjulzand alex
90
Visited the M restaurant for dinner last night and was really pleased overall. Food - starters (halloumi and honey, sigara borek and hummus) were excellent. Probably the best sigara borek I've ever had and I've eaten in some great restaurants in Turkey. Only slight downside was the bread provided with the hummus wasn't enough, but we just ordered some extra (which was charged at £2, but not a massive issue). Mains (lamb kofte and mixed grill) were excellent, very tender meat, spices really well. For dessert we had the chocolate fondant and the baklava with ice cream and it was incredible. Was just expecting a few small pieces of baklava but they brought one of those big filled slices of baklava so was pleasantly surprised. Service - Very pleasant waitress (forgot her name but said she's from Greece) who made sure we were happy with the food and brought over extra sauces etc. Overall a really good dining experience - yes it's on the pricier side of things but the quality of the food makes it decent value
Arif KhanArif Khan
00
Conveniently located opposite petrol station and Golden Lion pub. Large dining area which is modern but a bit gloomy. Three tables along raised area in front of window seats parties of up to 24 or so (better for 18). Our party reserved this for a Friday afternoon wake. Rest of restaurant was deserted then. Staff kept the drink flowing and it was okay but more expensive than pub opposite - as is normal with a restaurant. Bread was excellent. Stick to traditional meze food such as tara, caczik, humus, holloumi, garlic sausage. Or just have shish lamb or chicken (it is a glorified kebab ship after all!), which was all nice (but not the best we'd ever had) and portions are LARGE and filling. This is because some of the starters were sub-standard such as overcooked rock-hard prawns / calamari. Sharing platters overpriced and included cheesy mushrooms that I thought tasted of vomit.
Roger NRoger N
00
Average food with average service. I wouldn’t come here for a special occasion but for a standard night out with the girls it’s ‘okay’ not good but okay. I got the Wagyu sliders, calamari and chips. I’m doubtful the beef was genuinely wagyu, I’ve had lots of wagyu meat and this was very dry and tasted like standard beef. The chips were dry and starchy and the calamari was bland and basic. However, the presentation was very good. The waiter forgot the water and sauce had to remind her twice, they were nice and welcoming though. I also got the ‘pop smoke’ cocktail which was yummy and creative. Overall, it wasn’t bad but I’ve had a better quality dining experience. Not in a rush to go back but also would go back.
Ozzie (OziTrysFood)Ozzie (OziTrysFood)
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269 Broadway, Bexleyheath DA6 8DB, United Kingdom
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themkitchen.co.uk
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Chargrilled kebabs and meze dishes in a modern, spotlit Turkish restaurant with exposed brick walls.
attractions: Tenpin Bexleyheath, Bexleyheath Clock Tower, Marks and Spencer, National Trust - Red House, Mooboo Bexleyheath, restaurants: Toby Carvery Bexley Heath, The Furze Wren - JD Wetherspoon, Nando's Bexleyheath, Hazine, The Wrong Un, Stuzzichini, Istanbul Kitchen, Zizzi - Bexleyheath, Giggling Sausage, William Camden
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