Subway — Restaurant in Milton Keynes

Ordered a Deliveroo. As they didn’t have any wraps they decided to reject a whole £30 order that was made up of subs and one wrap. Very logical! A simple phone-call to say they were out of wraps we would of replaced with a sub. My wife then placed an order again as I now have to wait 72 hours for my £30 and begrudged paying it again. On the second attempt the order was placed.

When it turned up we were a coke bottle missing. Also I ordered the nachos minus the jalapeños. When I opened the box I was greeted with ...a box of plain salted Doritos. Yumma! No cheese, no sauce and of course no jalapeños. I rang the store to see what we can do about it but all that was offered was for me to drive three miles there and three miles home to get my Doritos and drink.

Not really the resolution I wanted. Deliveroo have now refunded the amount for the missing items. Not really great but hey ho not a lot else I can do.

As I’ve typed this I’ve eaten my plain salted Doritos and now my mouth is as dry as the Sehara desert. I’m not able to rectify this as the bottle of coke is still in the store. It’s been a...

Don't go to this Subway. Make a detour and go to the one up the road in Stacy Bushes.

If there are more than 2 or 3 people waiting to be served, turn around and walk out the door, unless you want to wast the next half hour waiting for some feckless cretin to work out how to use a till and put a bread roll in a bag. The staff turn-over seemingly month to month and have fewer braincells than the number of sandwiches on the menu. If you don't want cheese, you will have to explain that to them at least three times, and they'll look at you as if you've told them you don't want oxygen in it. Then you have to instruct them what salad options you'd like in it, which is more like trying to get a baby chimp to play Connect 4. I was then asked if I wanted anything with the sandwich, so I asked for some double chocolate cookies. I was told they'd run out. I pointed to a tray of freshly-baked cookies behind the cashier, at which she guffawed and looked confused. Pic related.

Seriously,...

Came at midday for lunch and was sandwiched (pun intended) between a man who was ordering a lot of subs, a delivery driver waiting for another large order, and a group of about 7 kids and a parent fresh out of a martial arts class. Needless to say that is a lot of subs to make and if it were me I would be having a menty b in the staffroom. The staff were composed and competing for the world record of number of subs made in 10 minutes, not only that they were very friendly and polite and full of smiles while their hands assembled sandwiches at a speed that would rival sonic the hedgehog. My own sandwich was fresh, came relatively quickly considering everything above, and you can't beat a rainbow cookie on the side. Will definitely come back with some kind of etched award for...