Simon The Pieman — Restaurant in Rother

If I gave Simon the Pieman 10 stars it wouldn't be enough. They hosted the reception after my Mum's funeral recently and it couldn't have been more lovely and appropriate. Throughout the process of organising everything Anita, the owner, was Kindness itself; listening to what we wanted, making helpful suggestions, and making changes as requested. Nothing seemed to have been too much trouble and she made a difficult time so much better. The cafe is very near the church in Rye and was just right for a gathering of about 30 people, although I think it could possibly have accommodated more, in a cosy and traditional space. Anita and her team laid on a lovely tea of sandwiches, little quiches, crisps and cakes, with tea, coffee and other beverages, including alcohol, available. It was the perfect send-off and Mum would have loved it. The staff there were wonderful and looked after our guests so well. I can't recommend this place highly enough and will be forever grateful that we decided on them for such an important event...

I cannot rate my experience here highly enough. Popped head round corner to see if we (2 adults one toddler) could be seated. Given a lovely table, suitably spaced away from next people. From the moment we went in the staff were lovely. We looked over the menu (great selection - of food and drinks. Lots of choice) made our choice and was not disappointed. Food cooked exactly as requested. Delicious bacon sandwiches and the best cheesey chips I’ve had in a very long time. Cheese throughout not just a token amount on top. Sons saussage roll looked amazing. Such lovely flaky pastry. We were sat by a door, and a member of staff on her way out of the building even asked to see If we would like the door opened to allow air flow (quite a humid day). It’s not often you get such attentive and genuine staff, alongside really yummy grub. We will definitely be...

Nestled in the picturesque countryside of East Sussex, Simon The Pieman Tearoom offers a truly unique dining experience that transcends the boundaries of the ordinary. Prepare to embark on a journey into a realm of surrealism and culinary wonder, where reality bends and taste buds tango with the absurd. From the moment you step foot inside, you'll be transported into a world where pies are more than just delicious pastries—they're gateways to unexplored dimensions.

As you enter Simon The Pieman Tearoom, you'll be greeted by a life-sized statue of Simon himself, seemingly frozen mid-pie toss. The decor is an eclectic mix of vintage tea sets, psychedelic murals, and floating cutlery that defies the laws of gravity. The atmosphere is simultaneously whimsical and unsettling, creating an ambiance that prepares you for the sensory...