After strolling for what felt like forever and day through this once bustling vibrant seaside town. We had no where else to turn, is finding fresh delicious seafood next to the sea really that hard google!? Apparently so 🙄.... Lifeboat was a life line! (I presume this is why they have there name..?) when nothing else could cure our thirst and hunger we thought lifeboat was going bring us up from the the deep sea drowning sensation we had, it was like a mirage when turned the corner, imagine a glistening lake in an Egyptian dessert... Crowded outside “We’re quids I’m here!” I exclaimed to the wife, she nodded... sensing something wasn’t right... (She’s always right...) “A table for two for food..?” The wife asked In soft gentle tone. “I think there cleaning I’ll have a look...” A ray of hope crept through me, similar to the sensation you have coming up from a pill of ecstasy... He opens the door to a sweaty dreadlocked white man...He returns, I turn to the wife with hopefull eyes.. “Urmm we could do food... If YOU want..” This was not the tone of a man who wanted to accept our hard earned money... Nevertheless I said “Yes!” Then he continued on to say. “No seafood... leave your head at bay” Google I ask once and not twice, is it really hard to have a slice of heaven twice in your life...?