Olympia CafĂ©, Margate â Where Hospitality Goes to Die.
Visited today at 12pm, and honestly, I wish I hadnât bothered.
The woman behind the counter â older, short light hair, expression like sheâd rather be anywhere else â greeted us with all the warmth of a parking ticket. We were friendly, polite, even patient⊠but she took our order like it personally offended her that we existed.
When my friendâs breakfast arrived, it was completely wrong. We had clearly said no tomatoes or beans, yet the plate came swimming in tinned tomato juice. The whole breakfast was basically drowned. When I pointed this out, the woman actually said, âWell, are you allergic to it then?â
Sorry â since when do you have to risk anaphylaxis to get your order right?
I calmly explained that we just wanted what weâd asked (and paid) for. She snatched the plate back, clearly irritated, and stomped off. My friend then asked if â since her meal had been messed up and a fried slice hadnât even been included â they could swap it for a piece of buttered bread instead. The reply? âWell, you didnât order that, did you?â
No, but we did order the food correctly in the first place. Maybe start there.
The overall experience was dripping with attitude. Not a smile, not a hint of care â just eye rolls, sighs, and the sort of customer service that makes you question every life choice that led you there.
And for ÂŁ54 for four people? Youâd expect, at minimum, clean cups (ours were chipped), edible food (it wasnât), and a waitress who doesnât act like sheâs doing community service. Instead, we got tinned tomatoes, sarcasm, and a side order of pure contempt.
Honestly, Olympia CafĂ© should rebrand as The Pensionerâs Attitude Retreat. Because if you enjoy overpaying for hostility served lukewarm, youâll love it here.
Would not recommend. Would not return. Not even for coffee â which, by the way, tasted...
   Read moreUPDATE⊠October 2021 2 years on from my last visit and Iâm still impressed, I was well fed by the time I left, really good portions for a good price. The staff still make you feel welcome without being over the topâŠ
Definitely my go to food place when I occasionally return to the area
Old review⊠2019
Good portions for the hungry... Well cooked and served by friendly staff. Couldn't have asked for more...
   Read moreI was surprised to see it open so early which was great. A simple request for a tea snd bacon sandwich. Then changed it to toasted was no trouble. Would recommend as the sandwich was amazing and the tea perfect. After a Two hour drive was a perfect option. Would have loved to have tried the full breakfast. Next time.. Atmosphere wasn't fair to judge as it was very early. The decoration is hilarious and typical of a seaside resort. Although I'm sure most wouldn't know who the people are on...
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