Pizza Hut — Restaurant in Atoka

SkIbiDi ToiLet: ThE GreAteSt WaR EveR

Ladys & Gentelmen, wee arr gaThErd 2day 2 disCuss tha mosT ePik baTtel of ouR tiMe—thE Skibidi ToIlet War. Yuo maY thinK its jusT a joKe, buT NO, itz deePer thAn thaT. ThE caMeraMen anD SpeakrMen fite evEry day to deFEnd huManity, anD yEt, tHe SkibIdis keEp cUming.

ImaginE walkIng inTo a bAthroom… buT sudNlee, thE toiLet tuRns iTs heAd, sinGs "SkiBiDi Dop Dop Yes Yes", anD attAcks!!! WhaT do yuo do?! ruN? fite? or bEcoMe a SkibiDi yOurself?

ThE war iz intEnse. SumToimes, thE CamerAmeN wiN, buT then, A GIANT ToiLet wiTh TReNchCoat aPpearS!! spEAkrMen TrY to boOM thEm aWay, buT thE SkibIdi ToiLets aRe evErywherE—hIDing in yoUr sInk, yoUr shOwer, maYbe eveN… beHinD yOu?

So, my friEnds, thiS isN't jusT a miMe. IT's A wAr. A LeGenD. A BaTtLe oF EPIC PRoPoRtIoNs. WilL yOu joIn tHe caMeraMeN? Or wIlL yOu sUccumB to tHe SkiBiDi!?

ThAnk yOu, anD reMeMbEr: NeVer TrusT a ToILet.

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As usual, my pizza tasted like it was reheated in a microwave. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that they pre bake their one topping pizza like sausage pepperoni and cheese and just keep them barely warm until someone buys one. The bottom of the pizza is kind of soggy and the crust is kind of stale and crunchy mixed. The pizza is very thin compared to what hand tossed used to be....seems like the owners and managers would have better service after years of having terrible food quality. The wings are decent but way overpriced. The only reason I gave 2 stars was because the cashier was in the middle of telling me I had to pay extra for parmesan cheese and stopped herself. She just gave it to me for free. I honestly would rather go to little Caesars simply because it's cheaper. They are both pre...

2 were good ones, not so great but still better than most of the major pizza chains. The only one my wife approves of besides Milanos. Hate that all of them are the take out almost impersonal type of locations now. I personally found there was something special about the sit-down pizza huts. The pizza was always amazing when you ate in. And there was just something special about bringing your family there to get a couple of pizzas and, in some stores, even get a beer. I hate this part of America is now officially dead. The younger amongst us have no idea if just how special of a thing they are missing out on. Time marches on, though, and for what it is, it was better than average. Just can't get over what they threw away for such a generic experience to replace...