Great Wall — Restaurant in Battle Creek

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese, It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain. But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield’s on my fork. He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, The place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed you cat and you’ll never know, Once they wrap it up in dough, boy. They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store. I said "Not today. I lost my appetite. There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight." I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two, When I swear I heard it mew, boy. And that is when I knew,

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon. They say that it’s beef or fish or pork But it’s purrin’ there on my fork. There’s a...

Every time I've come here, it's been very different. One time I come and everything is fine and good, and the next time, the service isn't great and my food sucks. The last straw was getting beef from here that tasted like it had been sitting out in the open, in a really dirty refrigerator. Almost threw up and ended up having to throw my meal away. I will never order from here again, and I think my stomach will thank me. It's a shame because this is the closest Asian food location to me. Their pricing online is also different and less expensive than the real pricing in store, the owner doesn't seem to care about this misleading information. This place is also absolutely filthy. Turn around and RUN to another food place before you end up catching...

I give this place a four, and here's why:

-They are very safe! They leave the door open to maximize air flow, and the lobby is blocked off with plexiglass. You speak through an intercom-looking thing to pick up your order, and then they open a little door and give you your food. This is actually the safest place I've seen in BC since COVID started!

-The Lo Mein was great, much better than the Lo Mein from Golden Dragon! And you get a lot when you order the large!

-Service could be better. I paid with cash, and when the cashier gave me my change, he didn't say have a nice day, or thank you, or anything. He just walked away. It was actually a bit awkward. Otherwise, nothing bad to say about this...