Drinx — Restaurant in Campbell

If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to order a cup of disappointment topped with a flimsy plastic lid, look no further than this fine establishment. “Burnt Drinx” is less of a coffee shop and more of a test of how low your standards can go before breaking.

The drive-thru line moves with all the urgency of a snail on sedatives. By the time you reach the window, you’ve had enough time to contemplate life, death, and whether you should’ve just boiled tap water at home and stirred in some instant coffee. Spoiler alert: you should have:/

When your order finally emerges, it’s a game of coffee roulette. Will it be scalding hot? Will it taste like someone brewed yesterday’s leftovers in a gym sock? Or, my personal favorite, will they forget half your order entirely and hand it to you with the confidence of someone who thinks competence is optional?

The baristas appear trapped in an endless cycle of chaos: lost in headsets, shouting over blenders, talking with their friends on Snapchat and moving at a pace that suggests they’ve been powered down for maintenance. Customer service skills? I don't think they can even...

Today (9/17) around 3pm. I order a LARGE horchata frap and a LARGE frozen hot chocolate with a pump of peppermint. A boy with a grey shirt and brown hair took our order + made our drinks. He gave us smalls, the horchata frap he made was disgusting. After taste was like soap. My frozen hot chocolate didn’t have the pump of peppermint like i asked. This boy has messed up my drinks multiple times. something...

I go here all the time but today 5/6 at 1:30pm. I used a different debit card that I rarely use. So, when I saw a charge for Pure Romance LLC, it was obvious that someone from this location had taken my card information. They take the card and you don’t always see what they’re doing. Which is too bad because now I’ll have to find another business to support when I need coffee....