Let me set the scene: it was a warm, hopeful afternoon. Birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and I, a simple man with simple dreams, pulled into the McDonald’s drive-thru with the innocent goal of securing a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets meal. Little did I know, I was about to embark on a journey so ridiculous, so mind-numbingly absurd, that I would leave not just nugget-less, but emotionally broken.
First red flag: the line wasn’t moving. No big deal, I thought. Maybe they’re just busy. I parked and went inside, ready to order like a civilized human being. The moment I stepped through the door, I was greeted by the unmistakable energy of chaos. One employee was yelling something incomprehensible into a headset. Another seemed to be in a trance-like state, slowly sweeping the same patch of tile for what had to be 45 minutes.
Now, I don’t expect a Michelin-starred experience from McDonald’s. I get it — it’s fast food. But what I do expect is food. And perhaps a bare minimum of professionalism. What I got instead was a live-action performance of “Lord of the Flies: Golden Arches Edition.”
I placed my order — a modest meal: nuggets, fries, and a drink. Simple. Easy. Foolproof, right? Oh, you sweet summer child. I sat down and waited. And waited. And waited. Thirty-five minutes passed. I could’ve raised a chicken from birth and trained it to leap into a fryer by now.
At one point, a guy in a tank top and a suspiciously bulging backpack strolled through the kitchen door like he owned the place. No uniform. No name tag. Just pure confidence and the aura of someone about to charge their Android behind the soda fountain. AND HE DID. He literally walked behind the counter, unplugged what I believe was the ice cream machine (not that it worked anyway), and began charging his phone — back there with the employees, like this was his cousin’s house.
Meanwhile, no one acknowledged me. I went up to the counter twice — TWICE — only to be told “it’s coming” and “we’re waiting on nuggets.” You know what would’ve been helpful? Maybe someone starting to cook some nuggets. That’s a key part of nugget acquisition. You can’t be out here living your best life with zero nuggets in progress and telling people to wait. That’s like a fireman saying, “Yeah, we’re waiting on hoses,” while watching your house burn down.
Finally, after over half an hour of breathing in pure fryer grease, I approached the counter one last time. This time, I was met with a shrug and the words: “We’re actually out of nuggets. We haven’t been making them today.” I stared into the void. No apology. No refund. Just an “it is what it is” kind of shrug that suggested I was the idiot for expecting nuggets from a place whose slogan is literally “I’m lovin’ it.”
In the end, I walked out with nothing. No food. No refund. Just the haunting image of Backpack Guy scrolling TikTok in the back like he pays rent. I left a piece of my soul in that McDonald’s. And I still don’t know if the nuggets ever existed to begin with.
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