Humpty Dumpty Ice Cream & Subs — Restaurant in City of Saratoga Springs

Humpty Dumpty Ice is my favorite soft serve spot in Saratoga Springs; the ice cream is delicious, you can ask for them to make you a sundae the way you want it. They have baby cones to large cones, so if you just want a little you can, or you can get a lot. They have milkshakes, slushies, subs, hot dogs, drinks, and they have the legendary monster shake. A whole 33 ounces of shake (don't quote me on the ounces I don't remember numbers well but it's a lot), which most people try at least once because it's fun to live a little.

The prices are reasonable, my only real complaint is that they don't accept credit cards or debit cards and their menu needs better organization. But their hot fudge is to die for, I've tried many places, and I always end up coming back. No matter how long the line, I...

How is this place not out of business? The portions of ice cream are so small it's absolutely ridiculous. The service is terrible, the ice cream is mediocre and what really gets your attention even more than the tiny little cones is when somebody orders a sundae. The dish/cup is the size of a thimble and there's basically nothing in the cup, maybe a couple of teaspoons of the lousy ice cream they sell. Humpty Dumpty doesn't care that they are one of the worst ice cream joints on the planet, and they don't care what you think about their pathetic business practices! Highly NOT...

Summer wouldn't be the same without Humpty Dumpty''s. For soft ice cream fans, there's always vanilla, chocolate and a vanilla and chocolate twist; and, every week, there's an additional choice of (separate or twisted) coffee and strawberry, orange and raspberry or pistachio and banana to choose from, too. Wait time and prices are reasonable; portions are generous; staff is friendly and service is good.

They also offer shakes, sundaes, ice cream sandwiches, and other goodies as well. You won't leave hungry, and you won't...