Groucho's Deli — Restaurant in Clemson

Alright, buckle up for a dad-tastic review of Groucho's Deli in Clemson, SC!

When I first strolled into Groucho's Deli, I thought I'd accidentally walked onto the set of a feel-good American sitcom. The atmosphere was as warm as the toasties they serve, and let me tell you, those sandwiches are hotter than a Clemson tailgate in August!

Now, I'm a simple man. I like my football games loud, my dad jokes corny, and my deli meats thicker than a Clemson playbook. And Groucho's? They deliver on all fronts. Their STP Dipper is the real MVP – it's stacked higher than Dabo Sweeney's list of accolades, and just as impressive.

Speaking of impressive, you know what's not a joke? The flavor explosion in their Apollo Dipper. It's like a touchdown dance in your mouth – and folks, it scores every time. I mean, if a sandwich could win a championship ring, this one would have a hand full of them.

The staff at Groucho's are friendlier than a neighbor with a boat and more helpful than a pocket on a shirt. They treat you like family, which is great because, at my age, I need all the relatives I can remember!

And let's talk about the décor. It's got more orange than a Florida orange grove at sunrise. I half-expected the Tiger mascot to come waltzing through the door asking for a pickle on the side.

Now, I'm not saying I come here often, but let's just say I've got a usual spot, and it's not on the couch for game day. It's right here at Groucho's, where every bite feels like a win against our rivals.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a place that combines the charm of Clemson with the comfort of a dad joke that lands just right, then Groucho's Deli is your spot. It's the kind of place that makes you want to settle in, crack a dad joke or two, and savor every bite like it's the last play of the game. Go Tigers, and go...

This is our "go to" place. We've been eating at Groucho's for probably 30 years, but I will have to admit we haven't tried everything on the menu. Just the "Apollo Dipper" and the "My Wife's Favorite Salad". Ok, it's the "45 sauce" that we are addicted to. Oh, the food is great, but the 45 sauce is honestly addictive. We order two extra with a sandwich (1 is just for the chips) and 3 extra for the salad. (We split the salad, so that gives us two each). We have eaten at 4 different locations and every time the food is fantastic and the service is incredibly friendly. Prices are reasonable, and they have the very fine crushed ice so the drinks are super refreshing...and fast, friendly, free refills.

Do it..get the 45 sauce and experience life at...

I have been looking all over Anderson, and beyond for the best salad. I found it at the Clemson location when I was out working the other day! Then I realized there was one in Anderson now closer to where I live! Soo excited I finally tried this place. I dunno why I've put it off. Also had the pastrami and rye with spicy mustard and it was pretty dang good. But back to the salad.. it was huge! The toppings were very fresh and obviously made to order. The ranch was homemade tasting. Same price as a small salad everywhere else around. I got the turkey bacon salad. Can't wait to try the Anderson one. I felt good after eating it. Very high quality food. You have a new...