I visited the Buffalo Wild Wings at 3505 N Prince St, Clovis, NM 88101, United States and it was quite the experience. After feasting on the endless supply of mutilated chicken limbs marinated in lemon zest and oozing orange sauce, I dashed towards the hotel bathroom. Sweat was dripping down my face and something was brewing within the depths of my stomach. After I fumbled the key into opening the front door, I rushed towards the bathroom door only to find it closed.
“Ian, I swear. Get out of there now.” Being the annoying little brother, he started blasting music to taunt me. “Ian! This is not a joke. Let me in!”
“Alright. Chill.” I pushed past him and threw myself on the toilet. My life flashed before my eyes. I looked back at why I even ended up in a La Quinta hotel with my organs being expelled from my soul. Two weeks before I found myself in New Mexico, I was destroying my feet climbing the hills in Germany. Three days of artificial mac and cheese and canned beans was not quite suitable to lurk around in my stomach. Not to mention the spoiled milk that I drank to hydrate myself after my water supply ran out.
My stomach was not happy when it was forced aboard a plane that crossed the vastness of the Atlantic ocean the very same week. Combining carbonated sodas with low air pressure only blows my stomach up like a balloon. Arriving in El Paso, Texas, Whataburger and Chick Fil A provided chicken tenders with a side of culture shock as the increased levels of oil and freedom only continued to disrupt my European stomach.
As if that weren’t enough, my stomach was obliged to board yet another plane bound for New York City. My stomach reminded me to take it easy but my tongue thought otherwise as I feasted on burgers with enough grease to be considered a fire hazard. At this point, my entire body alerted me of a necessary system reboot. My feet were not pleased with the hike from last week but I made sure to ignore the pain by buying the most uncomfortable shoes to walk around the concrete web of intersecting street, avenues and boulevards. New York was thankfully the last trip until we were notified that family member passed away.
She was an extended family relative so I never knew her but might as well use the funeral as an opportunity to catch up with the living family members. I left the bustling metropolis of New York towards the puny town of Clovis with nothing but desert surrounding the supposed “city.” Catching up with family distracted me from the pain of the yellow balloons on my toes and the inevitable apocalypse being concocted within me. Sorrow and pain filled the atmosphere so might as well cheer up with a family dinner at a fancy restaurant with silver platters offering us endless supplies of deliciousness. No better place than Buffalo Wild Wings.
I don’t know what was put into those wings, but it comparable to Chernobyl. The toxic waste fused into the meat was the final straw to my stomach. All I can remember were the sounds. No words can truly describe the deafening screeches from the bathrooms. I realised that I ruined my stomach before the incident but it spread to my entire family. If it weren’t for Clovis being so isolated, it would’ve caused another pandemic. Buffalo Wild Wings not only disrespected our digestive systems, but also resulted in the most chaotic summer I’ve experienced. The customer service was fine though so overall, I’d give this Buffalo Wild...
Read moreWe went to Buffalo Wild Wings 28 Jan 22 and had the worst experience every! First off, we were seated at a counter height table tucked away in the corner of the restaurant. Second, after sitting there for 10-15 mins, and not being acknowledge and no one taking our drink order, I finally got up and went to the manager on duty and informed her that no one has stop by our table at all. She then took my drink order. After 5 mins our drinks arrived and mind you, no one has yet been over to take our food order or even act like were there. Our “suppose” waiter acted like he was too busy being focused on the other customers. After about another 10 mins, the manager came over and asked us if anyone came to take our order, I explained to her NO. She then took our order and we waited for another 15-20 mins for our food order to come out. The food that came out was delivered to the wrong table (the table beside us) who had to inform the waitress that they didn’t even order anything and that it was our food! So the waitress placed our food on our table and I informed her that we were missing some items. She stated she would put that items in the que and bring them out when they were ready! We waited another 15 mins for the manager to come and check to ask if everything was alright and I again explained to her NO things are not alright because items that we ordered were not included and the waitress said she put it in the que however, we never received it. The manager asked what our items were and then came back 7 mins later w/ what we ordered. After that, no waiter/waitress ever stopped by our table to ask us if we needed anything. 25 mins later, when it was time to leave, I had to get up and flag down another waitress and ask her if someone could please bring us our ticket so we can pay. We truly felt as if NO ONE (waiters/waitress) even cared we were there. We felt as if we were an inconvenience to them. We are highly disappointed in the...
Read moreThere 5 naked wings are not worth the cost. I got my order and 3 out of the five tender were like an inch and a half long and a half inch wide. All 5 would not have added up to a single small chicken breast. It would have been better suited for the kids menu except for the price.
I already filled out that form yesterday from the other reviews.
From Buffalo wild wings Dear Terry
Thank you for contacting us at Buffalo Wild Wings.
We are sorry to hear that you were not able to enjoy your Buffalo Wild Wings experience. Thank you for taking the time to alert us of your concerns. We value feedback of this nature and will be addressing this with the sports bar you visited. As a token of our gratitude for providing us with your comments, we would like to offer you 1000 Blazin' Reward Points, which you can use on your next visit to the restaurant.
It is our hope that you will give us another opportunity to provide you with both fantastic service and great food in the future.
Sincerely,
Buffalo Wild Wings Guest Relations
My response.
Hello Buffalo Wild Wings Guest Relations,
I am not trying to be rude since you tried. I created an account to see what the points were worth and they did not even cover the cost of the 5 naked tenders ( FYI 1600 points required), which is sad. So since you seem to need the points more than I do please keep them.
Thank You an...
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