Our family motto is "There's no such thing as BAD pizza", but this one is not exceptionally unique in any way.

More concerning than the unimpressive pizza was the awful odor coming from the back. It smells of raw sewage or sulphur. It was definitely a giant elephant in the room. We seated ourselves at the table beneath the yellow taxi wall art and quickly realized something was not just off– something was wrong. The smell was overwhelming and we debated leaving. However, these were our dinner plans and we had to be at a show so we reluctantly decided to stick it out.

A visit to the ladies room revealed an even heavier sulphuric odor. It is clear that there is a problem that needs to be addressed. Expecting customers to dine in and maintain an appetite is unreasonable. If there is a known issue, a simple explanation upon arrival can go a long way with first impressions.

We received complimentary garlic bread, which was a nice gesture. They were what you would expect from a garlic knot. They had a nice outer crunch and were soft and chewy inside. The sauce that came with them tasted fresh.

One other thing to note is that the drink menu wasn't updated and we were unable to order a bottle of the house wine. We did order 2 glasses. We also had ice water and were happy that it tasted filtered, not sulphuric.

That being said, this was not the "Times Square" style pizza we were expecting. We have tried several pizza varieties in New York and not one we can recall is even close to this style. I'm not sure what this would be considered, honestly. It has a Dominos quality to it, only with fresher ingredients. The upper crust had a decent crunch to it, but it was coated in a garlic dust that we actually don't prefer. The pie crust was too soft and chewy and the flavors combined make for a sweet tasting pizza. Typically we can finish 3-4 slices each – no problem. We each stopped at 2 and didn't want the leftovers. Again, there's no such thing as BAD pizza, but if you're looking to experience something craveable this probably isn't it.