Listen, I didnāt just travel through time for funāI traveled for flavor. In the year 2095, taste buds are extinct. Everything tastes like kale-flavored disappointment. The great Salsa Wars of 2087 left humanity flavorless, and donāt even get me started on the AI-powered taco printers.
So, I fired up my time pod and landed hereāat Tacos Del Norte. I ordered the taco plate, and the first bite hit me like a luchador from the future named El Guacapocalypse: bold, unexpected, and slightly spicy. My taste budsālong dormantāawoke like a phoenix rising from a salsa fire.
But suddenly, I heard a voice behind me: āHey, time traveler⦠you didnāt pay the taco tax.ā It was the local cartel, but in a surprising twist, they only wanted my future recipesāwhich was awkward because in the future, tacos taste like sadness.
So, I bartered with something more valuable: a hologram of future lucha matches (shoutout to SeƱor Suadero for winning the 2090 Galactic Belt). They let me go, but only after I promised never to reveal their secret salsa recipe⦠which I still donāt know because itās that good.
Final Verdict: If you want tacos so good they bend space-time, come to Tacos Del Norte. Trust me, in the future, theyāll write songs about these tacos. But why wait for the future when you can taste perfection now?
āSigned, A Time Traveler from 2095 (currently stuck here because I spent my return ticket money on...
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Ā Ā Ā Read moreAfter the funeral of my cousin the entire group of funeral goers descended upon Tacos Del Norte. At first the inside seemed chaotic but there was only about a 20 min adjustment period. After that everything ran smoothly. It was catered style so I only got to try steak taco (more street style) rice and beans. The taco meat and the rice were awesome the beans could have been better. I did get the pleasure of having a few margaritas and they were awesome. I typically get on the rocks because I don't like how frozen can get watered down but these seemed to stay frozen for quite awhile. Great taste and they weren't stingy on the alcohol. Overall food was good, patio was nice, inside was small, margaritas were awesome. Staff was nice and very...
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