Silver Coin Diner — Restaurant in Hammonton

I have nothing good to say about this place. Me and my girl decided to stop in on a Sunday morning while driving by. We got sat in the far corner where a table should not have been placed due to no room to move. The person behind me was watching TV on his phone as loud as it could go. The group of 7 older women at the table next us kept coughing hacking. Very gross. When ordering our waitress spent more time making comments about one of our orders and her girlfriend and what she eats than actually serving us. After 30 minutes we got our cold food and then never saw our waitress again. No refills, no check up what so ever. After waiting 30 minutes just to get our check I had to go up to the front counter to get it. Informed the person about how bad the experience has been, and all I was left with was a sorry about that. That's it. After receiving the bill I almost hit the floor.

1 chicken tenders with fries and a coke

1 porkroll egg and cheese on a bagel with home fries and a side of sausage with a coffee

$40.00!!! The sausage was 5.99 for 4 tiny overcooked yet cold links. We got NO option for a refill on the coke or coffee. To top all this off the ketchup bottle was empty. I was going to grab a bottle off of another table but it was such a hassle to get by everyone since we were shoved in the corner. There is nothing good to say about this place. The people, the food, the prices, the employees were all terrible. Wish I could give...

Had table side seating. Was fairly busy around 5, but when we left around 6 it was packed.

Service was polite and attentive. Had a young blonde waitress who recommended the breakfast foods. When you get the check you bring it to the register to pay. There's free wifi.

Plates look fairly large but it's manageable if you're hungry.

Had the silver coin special breakfast - was a nice variety of typical diner food. 'Made it platinum' for the upcharge, but only got the French toast slice, not the extra toast. Used the ketchup on the table with my hash browns but I think the ketchup had sat too long in the sunlight and went a bit sour.

Silver coin bass ale battered haddock (Friday special menu) - deep fried fish was nice. Crisp and not oily. Picked spinach and mashed potatoes as sides, wasn't seasoned. Used table salt and pepper. Thought the spinach was a bit over boiled. House salad, picked Greek dressing but it didn't really feel any Greek to it, was expecting more acidity from olives or something. May have just been a lot of olive oil, probably should have gotten Caesar dressing instead because it was very oily.

Blueberry tart was nice, blueberries were good and the syrup wasn't too sweet. The crust was crumbly and base/body felt more like cheesecake than just straight blueberry syrup.

Was comfortably air conditioned. Had a comfortable...

Right after we got our drinks, I was playing around with my knife without thinking about it and then I realized I was pulling my spoon across the table.

It was magnetic.

I'm not joking, everyone thought I was crazy. For a straight fifteen minutes, I tested this knife's powers. It didn't have very much strength, but it could lift the spoons nearly off the table. You think im nuts, but I HAVE WITNESSES.

We went around to a few other tables and tested other knives, no dice. I played around with that knife for ages, I was having the time of my life. But then, A TWIST.

Halfway through my wonderful meal, I tried to cut my pancakes... The knife was dull. It couldn't even begin to cut my singular very fluffy pancake, might I add. I soon realized the danger of the situation I was handed here.

I had a cursed item on my plate.

If you've ever seen Rick and Morty, you might remember the store of jinxed objects. The magnifying glass that could cure cancer but would lower your IQ? I had a knife that could levitate other silverware, but couldn't cut your food. Probably one of the lower end cursed items, BUT THIS WAS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

This diner not only has very fluffy and enjoyable magnets but a slightly possessed knife to boot. Please post a review, the magnetic part is in the handle of the knife. Test it out with your spoons, your forks,...