Abby's Legendary Pizza — Restaurant in Keizer

Alright, buckle up buttercup, because Abby's Special Pizza deserves a review so dazzling, it'll make the other pizza places weep into their marinara. Forget your fancy, schmancy "artisanal" nonsense. Abby's Special is like that reliable friend who always shows up with a six-pack and a questionable but undeniably delicious story. This pizza isn't trying to impress your foodie friends; it's trying to hug your soul with a warm, cheesy embrace. The toppings? Oh honey, they're a glorious free-for-all. It's like Abby raided her fridge, found a bunch of delicious rebels, and threw them a pizza party. And somehow? Somehow, it works. It's the culinary equivalent of a perfectly mismatched sock drawer that inexplicably brings you joy. And the crust? Perfection! Cracker crust that shatters with the first bite. Abby's crust has got personality, it's the sturdy foundation upon which this beautiful chaos is built. I swear I heard it whisper sweet nothings of yeasty goodness as I devoured it. Ordering from Abby's is an experience in itself. It's like calling your favorite aunt who always knows exactly what you need, even if you didn't know it yourself and you'll always get a pizza that tastes like it was made with love and a healthy dose of "whatever, it'll be great." Honestly, eating Abby's Special Pizza is like rediscovering your childhood. It's pure, unadulterated joy in a cardboard box. It's the pizza you crave after a bad day, the pizza you celebrate with after a good one, the pizza that makes you question all other pizza decisions you've ever made. So, five stars? Please. I'd give it six if Google allowed it. Go get yourself an Abby's Special. Your tastebuds (and your inner child) will thank you. Just don't ask too many questions about the secret ingredients. Some magic is best left...

Christian is very rude and disrespectful! We had the worst experience with this person tonight. I hope James his manager reads this. Even if he doesn't I will be contacting him tomorrow. We paid $20 for a pizza and were told we couldn't add topping cheese to make sure that the toppings didn't fall off. We asked for parmesan cheese in the cups that we could see in the refrigerator right in front of us and we were told that it was for customers.... I just spent 20 bucks for a pizza but I guess I'm not a customer.... rude... very rude. I do have to say thank you Christian for at least washing your hands. Feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with or has the unfortunate timing and comes across this extremely rude employee..... customer service coaching might help.....

UPDATE: I have the proof of the emails I sent of my issues MONTHS AGO and nobody ever responded. Not sure what kind of games are being played here but this is totally unprofessional. Don't tell me you're going to MAKE THINGS RIGHT and then not RESPOND. At this point I'm so disgusted and disappointed with how things are RAN here I just decided to not ever go back. I'm not spending my hard earned money at an establishment that is dishonest with customers. I never saw a response and I sent a long email describing what my issue was. I am frustrated to see you responding to people to fix the problem the same way you did with me. I can't help but wonder how many others take time out of the day to email you just to be ignored? That's what happened to me. Worse than having terrible customer service experience, is having that same terrible customer service with lies...

THE BEST BEEF AND OLIVE PIZZA IN THE PNW!

Picture it, Salem, Oregon, Nov 29, 2023, 6:19 PM. It's 37 degrees and rainy. You've been working outside, so just like the weather, you're cold, wet, plus tired.

For the past few hours, all you can think about is taco pizza but not any taco pizza, Abby's taco pizza. You get online and order a couple of pizzas, but you're way out of the delivery area. That's okay. It's worth it.

Fast forward to me picking up my pizzas. The place is empty except for the three guys putting up a normal sized fake Christmas tree, leaving one poor gentleman in the kitchen alone to assemble my ill fated taco pizza.

After getting them home, I opened the box to find a depressing looking pizza with just beef, olives, and some seasoning. It looked so sad and depressed I wanted to take it outside, mercy kill it, then bury it deep, deep down both mentally and physically. I went through the 5 stages of pizza grief.

Denial - There's no way anybody would eat this. Anger - There's no way anybody should eat this. Bargaining - I mean, you could eat it, I guess. Depression- Oh my god, I'm thinking about eating it. Acceptance- Alright, I'm going to eat it.

Let's expand on number 5 a little. 5 is a fitting number because the pizza tasted like someone used it to mop up a 5 pound bag of salt. Nasty.

Summary - For the low, low price of $30.25 plus a $6.00 tip, I received a depressed, beef, and olive pizza with low self-esteem masquerading as a taco pizza. Abbys has been contacted without a response. Don't...