First time going there This girl took my money, and said " 5 minutes " Five minutes passed and she was walking around the outside of the truck , wiping it down. I asked about my churros and she said five more minutes. Then she went inside straightening the truck and then was writing down things on paper. Almost twenty minutes passed. I finally said give me my money back. She laughed and started babbling in spanish. I speak a little bit of spanish but I Kept saying I want my money back. It took another 5 minutes of convincing Her that I did not want her To make them for me and to please give me my money back. I'm not exaggerating twenty full minutes for in the truck , not...
Read moreChurromania and its franchise owners have chosen to support the illegal detainment of migrants at the newly opened “Alligator Alcatraz” detention center in Florida. On July 1 2025, a Churromania food truck was seen entering the facility during its grand opening in the Everglades, a site actively under scrutiny for human rights abuses and denial of due process to detainees.
By doing business at this facility, Churromania is aligning itself with a system that dehumanizes and unjustly incarcerates vulnerable people. I urge you to stand against this complicity. Do not support businesses that profit from the...
Read moreAfter eating one of these churros strange things started happening. I started saying unintelligent phrases like “make amerikkka great again”, started blaming hardworking people for my own laziness and inability to find work, and I even began to support the opening of alligator Alcatraz. I had to check myself into a psych ward for an extended visit, because they said my behavior was consistent with severe brain damage. Luckily I survived the churro and the damage it caused to my mental wellbeing but I could never eat at a place like this again, because brain damage isn’t for me nor is it a good look...
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