Pizza Hut — Restaurant in Lafayette

Broussard, LA People, Pizza Hut Huddle Up because I'm about to learn ya something.

If you love hot fresh pizza with all the toppings you crave to masticate on like a hungry old 1970s Pete... this is probably gonna make you re-evaluate your small but significant "quick and easy" dinner choices, probably lunch too.

There I was, frustrated as ol' Sling Blade because all them kids are a hollerin'. SNCAK! SNACK! Its all I hear! Well in my best Billy Bob Thornton Sling Blade voice I said, "Alright then, I reckon we get some Pizza Hut since they got some of those french fried taters too."

15 minutes later there us a notification the pizzas are on the way. Informed the screamin' deamons and the house settled...at least for now

But wait there's more!

-Irretated Ed Valenti

Pizza arrived and hour after the notification at room temperature, typically and on point with every single one after the other time we order. Kids don't care much because there tummies are happy.

Big Brain Time

(-1 star) Pizza is usually 1hr to 1.20hrs, which is not Ricky Bobby with a 1lb of Columbian Bam Bam strapped under the car by a Knight brother fast but its ok.

(-1 star) There is a Pizza Hut approximately 2 red lights, 2 turns and 2.6 miles away. The location zoned for us is approximately 8 red lights, 3 turns and 4.8 miles away. Not considering traffic.

(-2 star) With the latest and greatest in human engineering, Pizza Hut conveniently has a tracker! Our orders are out for delivery in record time but I would use that old "assume" word...know what that means! Just like the new Edge pizza we are sure to be on the edge of their delivery route meaning a stop or two before Broussard. Add up those scenarios and you have room temp pizza.

As soon as I see the tracker say "out for delievery" and 45min passes, I go ahead and fire up the oven to warm them up. This has become standard now but tonight the decision has been made to move on by my three hungry mouth breathers that cry SNACK!

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Pizza Hut has contactless delivery so when I ordered one time my pizza and drinks were left on the front steps which was fine. My next order from them was taking forever so I called to find out what was the matter the manager said the guy had knocked loudly on my door but no one answered. I told her about the contactless delivery the time before and she said they weren't supposed to do that. When there was no one go open the door when the delivery driver knocked, that was actually a remake from a mess up the time before. So sinc e the manager vehemently stated the driver knocked, that pizza was brought back to the restaurant. Needless to say the third time was a charm when they read delivered the...

Placed an order, the wait time on the site said over an hour but it arrived quickly. Chicken was fine, but I ordered the Detroit style pizza as well. The sauce tasted like it settled, and they never stirred it so it was like straight tomato paste at the bottom of the container.

Just made a call, the employee gave her name (I have it, but wont throw them under the bus on here) to ask for a refund for the pizza since me and my wife ???ate??? one slice by scraping off the sauce since its conveniently on top of the pizza for easy excavation. I, however didn't get the chance to speak to anyone about that because after I asked to speak to a manager about the order I placed, I was...