Panico's Neighborhood Grill & Sports Tavern — Restaurant in Lansdale

Jaeda the Bartender doesn't just give amazing service, she's also a certified Grizzly Bear Black Belt.

Picture this: I'm leaving Panico's late one night, and i hear a strange growling noise. At first i was worried it may be my stomach, but then i recalled the decadent fries ala cheese Jaeda had made promptly and served me with good cheer. Alas, it twas not my intestinal dilemma, but a full grown King of the Forest! Eight terrifying feet of Ursa Major bearing down on me. All puns intended.

Just as i thought i would finally learned the fabled mystery of where the bear defecates in the woods, who should appear across the threshold of Panicos entrance, but Jaeda, with twin Katana blades at the ready. Tonya Harding would be jealous of the grace and elegance of her as she sliced through the air and guts of the furry invader.

After leaving the battered carcass of the bear strewn thither, she came back to me, covered in blood and bear feces. I was glad, for i was covered in my own, and soiled mine undergarments quite profusely.

Jaeda offered me basketball shorts that are 2 sizes to big, and a Bird's Jersey, as is the custom of the region, and walked me safely to my chariot.

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This isn’t the first time that I’ve used Uber Eats or ordering from this restaurant. I ordered from this restaurant and asked for there to be no tomatoes, with fried onions on a burger! With salt pepper, ketchup and a little bit of mustard! I received a naked ass burger with just lettuce and cheese with ketchup and mustard packets!! Then on my son’s wings I asked for the sauce to be on the side. Well I received the wings with sauce on them. I called the restaurant and the guy who answered the phone wanted to argue about how I didn’t put what I wanted in the notes. Then I was trying to explain what I wanted and the man told me that he had a full bar and that I was going to have to call back and speak with the manager. Didn’t even offer to resolve my issue especially since they got my money!! The pickle that comes in the container was soggy. (That means the pickle isn’t good) WILL NOT ORDER...

Beautiful bar. Staff is always so friendly. After not going for years I was recognized and welcome. Bar is clean and everyone is always willing to help. Dj is amazing with requesting songs and being engaging with the crowd. All of the servers are super nice and attentive. Lauren is super chill and always cracking jokes she makes it feel like a home. Jaeda is always high energy and a breath of fresh air always smiling and makes for great conversation on and off the clock. All the bartenders know what their customers want and how to make a night rememberable. 15/10 would...