Siboney Corporation — Restaurant in Miami

DO NOT !! I repeat DO NOT !! Waste your time going to this place. No parking and no parking lot. You park in alley for a fee. You enter the place and your asked if you like a table with bottle service. You look inside and there is about 50 empty small cheap looking chairs and tables in a 40x40 square footage room. We told the young girl we would go to the bar. There were only about twenty bar stools. I asked for two beers to start. While standing with my wife thinking to myself what a dirty out dated looking place that smelled like old commercial carpet. After 45 minutes of standing I noticed no one sitting at all in any chairs or table . I asked the bartender if I bought for starters a bucket of beers could we sit down at one of the little plastic chairs? She stated no only if we purchased a bottle service. I responded it's just my wife and I and she doesn't drink hard liquor but we would buy the beers so she stated only if you buy 2 buckets and it had to be right now. I looked at her crazy and stated we are here for the first time on vacation we just wanted to settle in buy some beers and try to enjoy ourselves. She stated " well that's nice but if you want to sit anywhere it's 2 buckets now!" I looked at her crazy as there was no care in the world. My wife told me let's get out of here. As I left I complained to the young lady at front door who's responded well I don't know what to say. We left. Bottom line very very casual dress wear in this place very rude bar tender with attitude this place is a dump. Trust me if you are on vacation this is NOT...

Empezaré por lo básico: ubicación, digamos que no está mal pero el lugar no tiene un letrero, luz, señalización o algo que indique dónde es. Servicio: fuimos un viernes, los únicos clientes literalmente éramos nosotros, después de media noche empezaron a llegar otras personas, pero en realidad estaba muy vacío y eso que había un show de canto. Pedimos a la mesera cambiarnos a una mesa más amplia ya que nos acomodaron en unas sillas tipo cantina super incómodas y éramos 6 personas, la mesera realmente fue un poco grosera, altanera y descortés con su respuesta, pero nos reubicó. Pedimos carta y no hay carta, es decir que no tienes cómo saber el valor de lo que pides, porque tampoco el licor tiene el valor escrito en la botella; pedirnos una botella de whiskey y después de un rato consultamos a la mesera el precio y dijo que no sabía, que tenía que preguntar, (lo que me parece raro, que en un lugar donde venden pocos productos las meseras no conozca el valor de los mismos), pedimos unas empanadas y estaban frías. Ahora voy con lo positivo: la música es agradable, un buen dj. Creo que la transparencia con los precios es algo necesario, que estén escritos o publicados en algún lugar es importante para el establecimiento y para el cliente. Aunque la música fue buena realmente por el servicio no se si recomendaría o...

I do not recommend this outdated place. No street parking, an employee will direct you to a rear area to park your car for a fee. This place is very small, the dance floor is tiny and the only seats and tables available are only for expensive bottle service. If you don't drink hard liquor, you will be standing all night long. I kindly ask for a chair if I purchased a bucket of beers the bartender rudely said, no!!! So our...