Jones Coffee - Fulton — Restaurant in Minneapolis

Jones Coffee: Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us Caffeinated”

Let me say this loud and clear for the people in the back: Jones Coffee is not just coffee. It’s a full-blown religious experience in a cup.

You walk into Jones and instantly smell what heaven probably smells like if angels moonlight as baristas. The place practically radiates good vibes, the kind that make you want to write a novel, start a podcast, and finally call your mom back—all at once.

Now let’s talk about those espresso beans. I don’t know what kind of wizardry they’re using, but these beans are so good, I’m convinced they’re illegal in at least three states. One shot and I was seeing colors I didn’t know existed. I suddenly remembered where I left my AirPods, felt deep inner peace, and developed a six-pack—all within 15 minutes. Coincidence? Doubt it.

These beans are roasted to perfection. It’s like they were blessed by a monk, aged in a volcano, and kissed by a unicorn. You taste them and go, “Oh. So THIS is what coffee was meant to be.” Every other cup of espresso I’ve had before this? Trash. Lies. A betrayal.

And don’t even get me started on how productive I am after a Jones espresso. I cleaned my whole house, made a five-year plan, and tried to run for city council. All before noon.

Final thoughts? Jones Coffee is the GOAT. Forget your overpriced, burnt, chain-store sad drinks. Get yourself to Jones and level up your life. And if you think I’m being dramatic—try their espresso. I’ll see you in the stratosphere.

Rating: Infinity/10 — beam me...

I’ve been going to this location for years with friends on Friday mornings when it was Dunn Bros but now the overall experience is very unpleasant. The coffee is fine but there is only one barista with a line of people waiting and it takes forever to get your coffee, specially if you order an espresso drink. Maybe it’s better at other times. But the worse part for me is the deafening volume of the music. Of course this is very pervasive nowadays everywhere which I find totally baffling. During the summer we’ve been sitting in the patio to avoid the sound but we may have to go somewhere else when it gets cold.

By the way, regular exposure to sound levels at 70 decibels or above has been shown to cause...

Nice location, we found 15 minute parking spots on the street right in front of the shop. The best part? We liked the bottled drinks. I got a blood orange lime VYBES drink. We also ordered coffee and a pastry and everyone enjoyed their orders. The worst part? The prices. My bottled drink was $8, $8.64 total. That was pretty absurd but since we already there we decided to stay and take a break at this spot. Also, one of our friends tried to pay with cash and they didn’t accept it, only credit or Apple pay I believe so I thought that was a little inconvenient. Even though I liked my drink, I wouldn’t go back if I had a choice just...