Marsu Pizzeria+Taqueria — Restaurant in Minneapolis

🍕 Marsu Pizzeria: The Battle for the Last Slice 🍕

I walked into Marsu Pizzeria already knowing two things: 1) I was about to have the best pizza of my life. 2) I was going to order way too much food and have no regrets.

The place smelled like heaven—garlic, melted cheese, fresh dough. I took a seat, ready to devour a feast.

A cheerful employee—let’s call him Tony (because let’s be real, every good pizzeria has a Tony)—walks up with a confident smile.

Tony: “You ready for the best pizza of your life?”

Me: “Tony, I’ve been training for this moment my whole life.”

I ordered the house special pizza (because if a pizza place has a signature pizza, you ORDER IT), plus some garlic knots, because I respect myself. The food came out fast, hot, fresh, and smelling like a dream.

As I’m one slice away from food coma territory, I see it. The last slice. The holy grail. The perfect combination of cheese, sauce, and crispy crust, staring at me like it knows it’s about to be devoured.

Just as I’m reaching for it, Tony slides by the table, nodding at my plate.

Tony: “You gonna finish that?”

Me: “…I was planning on it, Tony.”

Tony: “You sure? I mean, we could put it up for auction. Bidding starts at one garlic knot.”

Me: “Not happening.”

Tony: “Alright, but just know… if you don’t eat it in the next 30 seconds, I legally get to claim it.”

Now, I don’t know what kind of pizzeria law Tony is operating under, but I wasn’t about to test it. I stared him dead in the eyes as I picked up the last slice and took the biggest bite possible.

Tony (nodding approvingly): “Good choice. That’s the kind of hunger we respect around here.”

Long story short, Marsu Pizzeria has the best pizza, the best vibes, and employees who will absolutely test your commitment to finishing your food.

Final score? 10/10 pizza. 10/10 service. 10/10 threats on...

Food was average but service was really poor. We had made an online order thru their website and fully paid in advanced. We arrived 15 min late to pick up the order because of errands we had to run. Only 1 table was there and they were leaving. When we arrived we were told that the order would take 8 minutes so we waited inside. Staff came up to us and asked if we were some other name (hard to understand what they said). 15 minutes later our order was finally ready (half hour after our original order). When I got back to my car I got a txt saying my order was ready. It was abundantly obviously they did not start our order until after I arrived. Why have an online ordering system if the staff is not competent enough to operate it? I'm glad I didn't bother leaving a tip. They definitely did not earn it that day. If you mess up an order fess up and don't try to hide behind incompetence. Needless to say I will not be recommending friends and families...

This is an interesting find by Mercado Central. Mexican style pizza 🍕the workers work very hard snd slave in the kitchen but the food is not on par with authentic Mexican food. There is no taste that you’ll call this out to be more than 2 Star restaurant. The pizza is average at best, they use practically very little meat where you have to look with the microscope to find meat. The other negative thing about this restaurant is that there are drug addicts who go here to use the bathroom and shoot drugs in the back or the bathroom. It’s very bizarre. There is even a security guard there who’s is dressed in a blue patrol outfit. He looks like he is in a bad Tarantino movie. He goes to strike conversations with women that you can tell they’re addicted to drugs and he’s trying hard to play it very cool. I would say avoid this place because there is many places around there with good food and no...