Chick-fil-A — Restaurant in Naples

🐔 Chick-fil-A – 1 Star *“My pleasure?” More like “My mystery.” 😵🍗

Ah yes, Chick-fil-A — the holy grail of fast food where customer service is supposed to feel like a hug from grandma. Except this time, grandma ghosted me. 👻👵

I rolled up craving a chicken sandwich so iconic it should have its own Netflix documentary. What I got was a lukewarm bun smooching a dry poultry puck that tasted like it had dreams once... then gave up. 🥴🍞🐔

The fries? Let’s just say they had the texture of an apology — cold, limp, and slightly regretful. 🥶🍟 I could’ve used them to patch drywall.

And the service! Oh the infamous Chick-fil-A hospitality — I was expecting choir music and maybe a light handshake. Instead, I got the emotional warmth of a vending machine. 😐🎶

I asked for extra sauce — they looked at me like I’d requested the keys to the safe. Seriously, I thought I was about to be interrogated by Sauce Security. 🕵️‍♀️🔥

By the end of it, I sat in my car, chewing on disappointment and wondering what life choices led me here. Existential crisis, table for one?

So yes, if you enjoy dry chicken, emotionally unavailable staff, and the haunting whisper of what could’ve been — this one’s for...

As always I have no complaints when it comes to going to Chick-fil-A.. thankfully I was able to catch them before Sunday when there closed.. the food was hot and delicious..thanks for the fast service even though it's always a long line of people,Chick-fil-A gets your food out fast and efficiently.. and those who complain should remember your going where everyone goes but though it's not as easy because you have to go inside if your in the area it's definitely worth stopping there compared to other places...you can't expect faster than what they do ,and they do it with the friendliest and most respectful service I know of at any fast food and even more restaurants in general..thanks for a yummy meal as always ..and though I like the waffle fries the Mac and cheese is the bomb and has become lately my new go-to side...

Hi Chick - fil- a how's it going 😊😀👍👌? O Chick 🐥 fil - a is great and awesome super awesome to enjoy to eat 😋 and drink and to enjoy while everything is good to eat and drink and enjoy with great service and a great group of people working with you, on top of that you have a great delicious 😋 platter of small pieces of chicken, the one that comes in a platter I think it's 20 or 30 pieces , it was good very good and delicious 😋 great platter , I bought it for my mom and I and my dad and my niece. We all had it to share it , and it was awesome 😊👍 and it was good. And the breakfast was great , awesome 😊👍 good, and fantastic. Ok got to go now hopefully I'll be back soon for more see you soon from...