McDonald's — Restaurant in Norfolk

It was around noon when my bisexual friend (Hebert) and another man whom I have come to know as Caleb Crawdad and myself all arrived at McDonalds. We had the intention of having a decent lunch with the new renovations made to the interior of the building, The only thing that really worried me was the return of the Mcrib. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Mcrib binge, And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.. I am still vaguely haunted by the McDonalds slogan remark about how the Mcrib was back and "better than ever" but because my journalistic integrity remains intact I am writing my experience just as it was: I took one bite and I knew the rest was a rollercoaster of a meal to finish, my legs immediately felt rubbery, my speech began to slur and felt out of control for a moment. I kept telling myself: Be quiet, be calm, say nothing… otherwise the others might suspect something, ignore this terrible sandwich, pretend it’s not happening… There is no way to fully explain the terror I felt when I finally finished the whole thing as the fear began to take hold and crawl up my spine as the horrors that I knew would come soon washed over me, total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue – severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally abd you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t controll it. Overall it was an ok sandwich but I probably won't have it again for...

Worst McDonalds ever. Visited twice, both times the experience was crazy. The first time, the drive thru woman didn't even say "here's your order" or anything...she just football threw our meal thru the car window while saying nothing. Hut, hut! Order was cold too.

The second time, we saw the sign for the 2 for $4 breakfast sandwiches. We attempted to order two bacon, egg, and cheeses, but the drive thru attendant said they didn't have them, so we ordered two sausage mcmuffins with no egg and two double cheeseburger combos. From former experience, we looked before we drove off and the order was completely messed up and was missing one double cheeseburger combo. We also noticed that they had overcharged for the breakfast sandwiches. After going inside it took over 40 minutes for them to replace/remake and still got the order wrong again. Was just a strange experience. Manager was nice and helpful. Employees questionable, especially the cook who was only wearing his mask 2% of the time.

Gave it two tries, but we're...

Had the worst experience ever on my lunch break I went to go get simple double hamburgers with only lettuce and onion and boy oh boy was I in for a treat bad service not listening ignorant people they take your order read back your order and completely fudge it up. Not to mention upon requesting a refund after using my bank card I received cash which was not the correct amount owed to me so of course had to take another trip to get my correct change as though I was on my time-limited lunch break. Complete idiots... and the manager tried to be nice I give it to her but the staff is just terrible and even though she did returned my money and give me my food for free the food still sucked the sandwiches were made in a spiteful manner and we're squished down to the size of a flap jack. Unbelievable and totally ridiculous I just do not understand as a person who used to work in food service for years I have never seen a more sloppier...