McDonald's — Restaurant in North Carolina

Let me tell you, stopping at the McDonald’s on South Memorial Drive for a quick coffee is like pulling your soul through a drive-thru car wash of energy. You roll in dragging like a cockroach after a fresh spray of insecticide, and you roll out ready to wrestle a bear—or at least tackle a to-do list.

The coffee here? Hotter than a flea on a fire ant mound and smoother than a D & D Pest Control technician sliding into a crawlspace with ninja precision. It’s like liquid motivation served in a cup with just the right amount of sass and steam.

I barely had time to finish muttering “medium coffee, two creams, thank ya kindly” before it was handed over quicker than a housefly meeting a bug zapper. That speed? Chef’s kiss. Perfect for folks like us at D & D Pest Control Co., who are always zipping around Eastern North Carolina smiting bugs and saving homes like caffeine-fueled caped crusaders.

💥☕️💥 Bonus? That first sip hits harder than a wasp realizing you just knocked down her nest.

And now… 🪳 A Pest Control Joke with Your Java: Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny ant-ibodies. 🤧😄

So if you’re cruisin’ down South Memorial and your eyelids feel heavier than a waterlogged termite tunnel, swing by this McDonald’s. The coffee’s quick, the service is snappy, and the vibe is as comforting as a bug-free porch swing at sunset.

D & D Pest Control Co. gives this place five jitter-free, pest-free stars—and a firm handshake of...

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I feel like this McDonald's gets a new design quarterly. And this time they have really missed the mark. This new design is awful. It seems like the designers had three colors to work with. Black white and yellow. The designers also seem to capture a cave like experience with how the room echoes of any and every conversation that has had. The last design was fine, this design all the minimalistic looks very cheap and uninviting. Although the booth seats were very easy to slide into that's the only good thing that has come from this design. I have posted pictures so everyone can hopefully see this. Also while dining the backs of the booth are not level and are very low and I'm not sure how everyone else feels about having a hard dog in a line on their back but that is not comforting. Maybe when someone designs the restaurant they should actually take the time to sit down and have the experience that everyone else has instead of looking at a pretty rendering. Just my 2 cents. Everyone is entitled. I do like the GPS...