T'was a Saturday. The moon was full, the stars were bright, my stomach was empty. My body told me to get some rest, but my stomach....ever so tempted by an evil mistress by the name of McDonalds lured me in like a siren in the sea. My requests were simple and straightforward as an arrow piercing through the night. 2 cheeseburgers I said into the electronic talking module. I added: one with no pickles, the other with no onions. Also a small batch of your tastiest deep fried potato sticks. I waited patiently in my chariot, I saw hands reaching out from a window which seemed to be a portal, handing out bags of goods and nourishment to the waiting mouths of hungry men and women. Finally as I approached this window of magic sustenance, I was handed a bag. Its contents seemed fair for which i had exchanged 3 pence. As i drove off on my steed i reached inside, unfurled the scrumptious burgers from my bag only to bite into disappointment. They had not given me what i had ordered. Instead i had been bamboozled and taunted by plain meat between two buns, no condiments, no pickles, no onions. Only burger meat and the stale night air. Oh McDonalds. How u have failed me. This night bears a heavy...
Read moreHorrible horrible experience. It has been an hour since I ate there and I am becoming more and more sick by the minute. Ordered food for the family: happy meals X3 and some nuggets and breakfast sandwiches for me and the wife. First bite of the mcgriddle and I onew something was wrong. It had a strange metallic taste. Returned it for a second one but my stomach had ready turned. Went for my orange juice and it was pure syrup. Had to pour half of my wife's bottled water in to make it taste decent. My wife started to eat her fried and they were uncooked and still frozen inside. I attached a picture of the RAW fry for your review. Went to the front to complain and was told that because we threw our food away they could refund. Could care less, just needed to get home and prepare for the worst. My stomach is completely upside down since I injested some of the rotten sausage. Buyer beware this is an...
Read moreToday reminded me why I NEVER go to McDonald’s. I went through the drive-through to get my kids a McFlurry. When I got to the window to get my order what they gave me were two small vanilla sundaes with some cookie crumbs sprinkled on top. I proceeded to tell the young lady in the window this is not what I ordered. She (with an attitude) told me it was a Mcflurry. I then asked her if they no longer use the machine to mix the cookies into the ice cream she said they use their hand and that she could mix it with a spoon if I needed it. Since when is this a Mcflurry? I paid three dollars and change each for a dollar sundae with a little cookies on top. Absolutely ridiculous. If they would have given me a logical reason as to why they had to pass this off as a Mcflurry instead of being condescending and trying to convince me that it was a Mcflurry when it clearly is not I probably wouldn’t have...
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