Papa Murphy's | Take 'N' Bake Pizza — Restaurant in Oregon

Breaking news: Papa Murphy’s has reinvented pizza by fusing it permanently to a sheet of paper. Truly revolutionary — why eat your pizza when you can peel it?

This is the second time this masterpiece of chaos has graced my kitchen. The “thin crust” is now so thin it qualifies as a concept. I guess quality control decided to go get their own dinner elsewhere.

Just bought a new pizza oven, and honestly, I’ll do it myself. At least my homemade pizza won’t come with free frustration and a side of regret. Papa Murphy’s, you were awesome once… now you’re just paper mache with toppings.

Edit: Now you want me to go to that link and give you more information, but not before I check the box to agree to terms and conditions, AND marketing emails. Why would I want marketing emails after I just said I was done with your...

Here's another business that doesn't teach their employees how to say "thank you." Of all the food options available, I chose yours this evening. The least you can do is learn to say thank you. And no, if you type "have a nice day" into the Google Translator, it doesn't mean thank you. No matter how good your pizza is or how economical the price is, that is no replacement for common courtesy. I would never even think to let one of my customers leave my business without a "thank you." In fact, they usually hear it from me more than once. Why? Because I really do appreciate their patronage! Do you really appreciate mine? I...

We just got done driving out here because they said they had barbecue sauce, we asked if they did even before we ordered it, they said yes, charged us. ONLY THEN after doing so, we find out that they DONT actually have said sauce so we had to find a different pizza to order instead. And then on our way out, they were laughing about the ordeal. Mind you, all the people on shifts looked to be no younger than 16 and no...