Oh, Hot-N-Ready, you say? More like Lukewarm and Maybe You'll Get It Before Your Kids Graduate.
I just want to thank Little Caesars for redefining what âreadyâ actually means. Apparently, in their world, âreadyâ means you place your order, stare into the void for 25 to 30 minutes, contemplate your life choices, and maybe, just maybe, walk out with a pizza if the stars align and the oven feels like cooperating.
At this point, I feel like âHot-N-Readyâ is more of a nostalgic fairy tale, like Santa Claus or customer service. Itâs a cute story we tell ourselves as we walk in, wide-eyed and hopeful, only to be met with the soul-crushing reality of an empty display case and a cashier who looks like theyâve seen some things. And letâs not pretend this is just a one-off. No matter which Little Caesars I go to, it's the same scene: a crowd of hangry customers slowly morphing into a support group, bonding over our mutual disappointment and sharing stories of better, faster pizza days.
Donât get me wrong, when the pizza does eventually show up, it still hits. But the whole âhot and readyâ bit? That slogan needs to be retired like an old jersey. Or at least changed to something more honest like âEventually Warm and Hope Youâre Not on a Lunch Break.â So yeah. Come to Little Caesars if you love their food, donât mind waiting longer than it takes to binge-watch a whole episode of The Office, and enjoy standing awkwardly in a corner like youâre waiting for a slow Uber Eats driver.
Bravo, Little Caesars. Youâve made âreadyâ a feeling we chase, not...
   Read moreThis place is completely disrespectful and the staff is extremely rude. Itâs not just a one-time issueâitâs an ongoing problem at this location, and Iâve noticed itâs happening at other Little Caesars as well. The service is unprofessional, the employees act like they donât care about the customers, and the management does nothing to fix it. The district management is just as badâthey clearly donât hold anyone accountable or address customer concerns. It feels like they simply donât care about providing decent service or improving the customer experience. And to make matters worse, the pizza is never truly âHot and Ready.â Every time, it takes well over an hour to receive our food, which completely defeats the purpose of their slogan. If Little Caesars canât even deliver on their main promise, whatâs the point? When I spend my money, I expect at least a basic level of respect and reasonable service, but instead Iâm met with attitude, long wait times, and cold food. If Little Caesars canât train their staff properly or improve management, Iâd rather take my...
   Read moreFirst first off they would not allow me to give my bills because they said all the bill for two months my 20s had a little rip in it the next one was wrinkled then I said well let me use my card then I had to sign documents on the computer now I don't know what's going on with that that's new and then the cashier girl took my order did not start the cooking was back there playing with workers running back and forth playing haven't enjoying time I come in 20 minutes later to pick my pizza up they hadn't even started cooking a pizza I waited outside I waited inside I came back my pieces are still not ready I don't understand I know it was a weekend they felt free young kids playing with no adult supervision I usually go there and the pieces nice they don't be too cheerful but the food is good and the weight isn't long but now it's a different story so maybe we should check the people we hire or hire someone...
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