The Great Wagu Sandwich Shop: A Name That Lies (But the Food? Divine)
Let’s address the elephant in the room first: There is no wagyu beef here. The name is a cruel, delicious trick—like calling your cat "Sir Barksalot" and then watching people try to get it to fetch. But you know what? I don’t even care, because what they do serve is so stupidly good that I’d forgive them for naming the place "The Great Imaginary Unicorn Café" if the sandwiches tasted like this.
Let’s start with the star of the show—the sandwiches themselves. These aren’t just slapped-together lunch fillers; they’re carefully crafted masterpieces, the kind of food that makes you want to slow-clap after the first bite. The bread? Perfectly toasted, holding everything together like a carb-y hug. The fillings? Fresh, flavorful, and stacked so high you’ll need to unhinge your jaw like a snake. And yet, somehow, it all stays intact—a miracle of engineering, or possibly witchcraft.
Now, the homemade chowder is the stuff of legends. Creamy, rich, and packed with chunks of whatever magical ingredients they throw in there (I suspect fairy dust). One spoonful and you’ll forget your own name. The mac and cheese? Oh, buddy. This isn’t just mac and cheese—this is "I need a moment alone with this bowl" mac and cheese. It’s the kind of dish that makes you question why you ever ate the boxed stuff. (Actually, no, I still love boxed mac. But this is better.)
And here’s the kicker—they grow their own basil. That’s right. These sandwich wizards don’t just buy herbs like common folk; they cultivate them with love, probably whispering sweet nothings to the plants every night. And you can taste the dedication. That basil is happier than I’ve ever been, and it shows in every bite.
Now, let’s talk about my biggest regret: ordering a half sandwich like some kind of amateur. "Oh, I’ll just get a half," I said, foolishly believing I had self-control. By bite two, I was already mourning the life choices that led me to this moment. By bite three, I was eyeing my friend’s full sandwich like a starved hyena. Lesson learned. Next time, I’m going full sandwich or going home in shame.
In conclusion: The Great Wagu Sandwich Shop is a lie, but the food? Honest-to-goodness perfection. 10/10, would be fooled by the...
Read moreDining at this exquisite establishment is always a pleasant surprise to my pallet. The sophisticated ordering system can be daunting at first but the well trained staff are keen to inform you about their favorite combinations. No matter what option you choose, it is guaranteed to tickle your taste buds. I have recently indulged in the chicken Italiano panini and would not hesitate to recommend this dish to any of the chicken lovers out there. Beware that the panini portions can be less stuffed than the regular sandwiches, but it is still plenty to have you feeling plump afterwards. I also tried the coleslaw which complemented my dining experience quite nicely, but beware it has a unique flavor that may not be for everyone. Another side option that others in my group opted for was the potato salad, which seemed to be the more popular of the two. A delightful crunch from the accompanying vegetables perfectly complemented a creamy mayonnaise base. The addition of scallions to the salad was a pleasant surprise that should not be underestimated. After my meal I was treated to a complementary cookie in exchange for my thoughts; a pleasant way to finish a great meal. The chocolate chip cookie was sized appropriately for a post-sandwich treat and the chocolate to cookie ratio favored the chocolate lovers in my particular specimen. This said, the selected chocolate chips were at a delectable cacao percentage to provide both sweetness and bitterness to this pleasing pastry. Aside from the culinary experience that allows this establishment to stand out, it must also be noted that the staff provide a welcoming atmosphere and light colored furniture really helps the interior shine despite a lack of natural light. Music will be playing while you consume your food and beverages, but it is always kept to an appropriate level that encourages conversation with your table mates. Feel free to just take a seat next to anyone and get to chatting. The friendly nature of everyone in New Jersey is always a treat to experience. Bathroom facilities are perfectly suited for a number one or two, but it must be considered that the paper towel dispenser can be finicky if you plan to handle paper products shortly after doing your business. In conclusion, this establishment is a clean, well run, and good value gem that will...
Read moreVisited yesterday for nostalgia. I used to go there a lot 15+ years ago. I should have left it alone. Food was OK, but $15 for a turkey sub? Jesus. At that rate I'll just go to Jersey Mike's. Edit: I appreciate the owners response, so to add more detail about my rating... Perception - I ordered 2 whole subs and the first thing I see the guy behind the counter do after grabbing the rolls is cut about an inch off of each one and throw it in the trash prior to preparing the sandwich. A whole sub is a whole sub, right? Not a whole sub -1 inch. The perception there is that I am being short changed whether I actually am or not. Code(?) - toppings for the subs (lettuce, onion, tomato, etc) were in their respective metal bins... But just sitting on top of the counter near the register and not cooled or kept to temp by any means. It's just one of those things you see and think "ugh, ok". The food was good, size was ok (I am probably soured over my missing inch) but I think if they want to command a premium price for the sandwiches ($15 for a turkey sub is a lot), at a minimum, these things need to be taken care of. Just my 2 cents and I hope they do take it up a notch. The great wazu...
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