Beulahland — Restaurant in Portland

Not only does this establishment not serve pitchers (because there beer is to precious), but when you tip any less than 30% their unshaven bar tender throws the change at your back as you walk away. That's right you read correctly...they except only paper bills for tips even if 50 cents is a good 20% tip for their cheap Rainier tall boy. When asked if the bar tender was "having a bad day?" after feeling change hit and clank to the floor the Bar Tender Answered, "No that's not how it works, I'm the King!" #1 Never in my life have I seen a King wear an apron. #2 Even if there was no tip at all, a server does not throw anything at a customer, ever. All in all Beulahland is just another bar that thinks it's the "king". And if it Beulahland allows its employees to act out against its customers in such and unprofessional way...my advice, go to one of the many bars within a block to enjoy your time with friends...

I only know it as a venue spot and I don’t want to speak about their food.

I had one of those cliche experiences where the door guy told me they were at capacity- there was no line. I went and I hung out with people outside and it was immediately revealed the at capacity thing was a rouse and they let me in no problem- door guy just pushing me away until it was shown I knew others there. The bar wasn’t half full. Just obvious lie.

It’s the same nonsense I experienced in seattle where a door guy didn’t want to accept my oregon ID because it might be fake- it’s nonsense. I just didn’t have the right look at the moment. I’m just an average looking white dood. So I’ll be avoiding this venue and all other venues that need me to prove I belong there.

I dunno what the food is like or what it’s like during dining hours. Even if the door guy isn’t representative of them it shows the type of shows...

Went for a soccer match so it was very busy, but they know that it's going to be that busy every weekend and they didn't seem to really staff up for it or have an efficient system in place.

The food was pretty terrible and it took over and hour from ordering to get it. I had a breakfast burrito, and it was vile, overcooked eggs, and what tasted and looksled like day old french fries instead of freshly cooked potatoes. The beans were clearly just a can opened and dumped in. I felt like it was prepared by a child.

My partner had a biscuit and jam with side of bacon and got tummy issues afterwards.

I would say if you want to try it, either be an Arsenal supporters or go on a non match day, because I think the atmosphere is ok, and you might not have...