Cookie Mccakeface — Restaurant in Portland

Vibes? Immaculate Service? I was SERVED. Cookies? Wooooooooow ok. I don’t often remember to make reviews, but omg. I was a little nervous about the price point, but that was before I ordered, when I just thought this was a normal cookie place. These cookies ain’t normal. A single cookie is a whole dessert. A single cookie is an entire culinary experience. I ordered the original chocolate chip (CCC) & the s’mores one (Midnight Society) and they were 10/10 especially on important factors such as… thickness, moistness (which can disappear with thicker cookies- not the case here), the chocolate melt, the mallow melt, the perfect crisp crunch on the outside and soft heavenly delightful inside. I will absolutely be back. The person working was super friendly and helpful, and a cutie! I also loooved the sassy marketing style, it was full of jokes & puns and I might even buy some merch to rep their brand in the future. I went on a Sunday afternoon and there were a couple flavors already sold out, which made me impressed because they joined the Heist foodcart pod pretty recently, and they are already clearly very popular. It also made me determined to show up earlier next time so I can try those super in demand limited edition cookies! I’m not here to gatekeep- don’t sleep on Cookie McCakeface. If you are serious about desserts, I know you’ll love them as much as I have. local woman coping with the state of the...

I saw this place and had to go right away. This place was delicious!!! Like perfect for my tastes. We got the quad pack and got the Midnight Society, CCC, Cookie Meister, and the PB Cooper.

I'll start with the CCC. This is exactly how I like my chocolate chip cookies! I'm literally so happy. It's perfectly cooked and crisped on the outside with delicious crispy edges but completely soft and melted on the inside. The perfect consistency, in my opinion.

The Cookie Meister was so amazing as well. A little more crumbly in texture but still moist. It reminded me of the best (strawberry)short cake I've ever had. It has an oreo in the middle and just so good.

The midnight society is so perfectly done. It has the crunchy crispy outside dome with a Cookie/cake batter that is delicious, moist and crumbly as well. The bottom layer is marshmallows and they obviously know how to bake very well.

The PB Cooper, I honestly couldn't try because I'm too full. But my boyfriend took a bite and said it was delicious and has a "big goop warm of peanut butter in the middle" which he loved. It looks damn good but I simply can't take another taste.

I highly recommend! We will be going back. Perfect with an iced...

We were super excited when we heard this cart was coming to the neighborhood. (Key word being “were”) Unfortunately when you pay the outrageous price tags for these cookies ($9 average for a cookie!!!?) you will get a burnt product (why are they all burnt?), a staff who has no idea how to respectfully interact with the public as well as the inability to dress themselves and button up their shirts. No one wants someone’s hipster mustache and chest hair sprinkled on top of their food. No one. Just gross! Watch this cart fade into the void within 3 months. And we will all know why - because she actually doesn’t want any customers.

*The public is well aware that if you complain about this business, the insecure owner will come for you, troll you and spend more time accusing you of “not being a real Portlander” than she spends learning how to respectfully interact with the public or creating an enjoyable product. It’s strange - It’s almost as if she went into business, not to make cookies, but rather just to complain about her own...