St. Johns Beer Porch — Restaurant in Portland

The food from the surrounding trucks is great. The ambiance of the tent in the winter months with the wood burning stove, also great. The service and attitude of the British character pretending to be a bartender- terrible. I ordered a pumpkin ale. I have had lots of pumpkin ale in my life, I know what they taste like and enjoy them. This one tasted like soap. As if my glass may not have been fully rinsed out after sanitizing. I quietly and politley returned to the counter and let him know something was off with the beer. The terrible attitude I then recieved while he condescended on me that he was the world's most perfect bartender and there could not possibly be anything wrong with the beer and it was therefore my ignorance in ordering a pumpkin ale that was the problem...well it was insulting enough to just walk and write this review. It was his purely pretentious and pompous attitude that lost my business, and I hope to discourage any and all people I know from going...

Great grub from an impressive variety of carts means there's something for everyone. From vegan fare to bbq, and cajun to sushi... And like, they've basically all got "fusion" in the name somewhere, you know? I don't really need to explain "variety" to you, do I? Also there's beer on tap, several even, you might even find a local cider offering if you... Read the sign, usually. Which... The name does kinda give it away, really. Be weirder if there wasn't beer at The Beer Porch. (I hear they do something with grapes that have gone bad too, sounds pretty weird to me though). So, come for a bite, or come for a drink, hell, go wild and have some of each. Then maybe go look at a bridge, or you could throw little frisbees at baskets that are really far away and on the other side of so. many. trees. And maybe after, you can come back to your friendly neighborhood Beer Porch and drink about it some. Or... about the bridge, I guess. If bridges make you thirsty...

There's a specific food cart I love and cherish going to. I struggle financially, and they always help me out when I can't afford a meal. They are super kind, and sweet. One time I went I was having an awful day and the man (I'm assuming owner) who has tattoos was so kind and understanding he not only got me a free meal but even have me a free desser. I literally cried while eating that amazing burger! and recently was running out of coke and give me his own drink mnt dew (sealed oc). He's incredible, he's one of the reasons I go there. When I can afford it I always do the feed others options when I can. The food there is vegan and truely some of the best vegan food Ive had! Onion rings are the best here as well! There's also a mexan food cart near his, I had my first horchata there and it's definitely worth it! I truly love going here it's very dear to me and the community here is...