Protein House — Restaurant in Provo

Looks like they went for a coffee house vibe which doesn’t really fit with the protein packed crowd. The food was basically all breakfasts and there’s bananas in all but two foods so if you don’t like bananas you probably won’t like this place. The peanut butter tasted like it had honey in it which was…interesting. The samoa protein shake looked chocolatey, but just tasted like protein powder with some coconut. The dopamine drink was alright, it tasted super sour and gross (like a crushed up vitamin c) after eating the waffle which wasn’t even overly sweet so that was odd. I also don’t like that they won’t list what makes it a dopamine drink. Does it have adaptogens? Is it just called that for fun? I guess we’ll never know. Also their pictures on the menu vary from what they serve like the banana pancakes had other fruit (👍🏼) and the yogurt comes with blueberries not raspberries (👎🏼).

If you’re looking for something comparable to the extensive menu from the location in Vegas you will be...

I ordered a large iced protein caramel macchiato and an açaí berry bowl with strawberries, granola, and bananas with honey drizzled on top.

The woman working was so kind and gave lots of recommendations without pressuring or at least giving a feeling of pushing to order.

The açaí bowl was a little too tangy for me? This is just personal preference! I like it when the açaí is a little more subtle and just slightly sweet with berries on it. But overall I still liked the bowl!

I drink iced lattes on a regular basis so I wouldn’t say that the iced protein coffee was good for a protein coffee. You can definitely taste the protein in there but the caramel macchiato flavor is good. The large is LARGE but with all the ice I actually enjoyed the amount of bev.

I will be coming back to try other drinks and flavors. I’m surprised it’s not as busy but it’s probably because I...

I have really wanted to try these shakes but every time this place is never open, even when the website says they’re opened they’re not open. Is this place for real?! I’m giving up!

My response to your lack of business planning… Just to clarify I got the hours you were open from maps and I showed up to the matching address and I did this at least 4 times different days. So your employee must always have a complication even showing up to work. Also poor business planning to change hours frequently or daily?! I get some businesses have a good product and open until sold out, but your business seems really inconsistent. Don’t assume you know the exact day or time I showed up or where I got my info that was so...