Dear Starbucks,
We need to talk.
You know what you are. You wear that green apron like a velvet rope between me and my savings account. You smile sweetly from every street corner with your fairyland lighting and indie playlist, acting like you're just a casual coffee shop. But we both know what this is: emotional manipulation with oat milk foam.
I donât even like you half the time. I walk in, telling myself, âJust a black coffee today.â But youâYOUâlook me in the eyes and whisper, âSalted caramel cold foam, maybe? Pumpkin cream? A frappuccino made entirely of regret and melted ambition?â
And suddenly Iâm paying $7.85 for a beverage that tastes like a cinnamon roll went to private school.
You're not a drink. You're a lifestyle choice I can't afford.
You pretend youâre helping meâoffering ârewardsâ and âstarsâ like some caffeinated casino. And I fall for it. I chase those stars like a caffeine-addicted Gollum: âMy precious⌠free drink after 400 dollars of spendingâŚâ
And donât even get me started on the seasonal drinks. You KNOW what youâre doing with that peppermint mocha. You KNOW how emotionally unstable I am in November. And yet there you are, with your red cups and false promises.
But the worst part? You make me feel seen. You write my name (often wrong), you spell my trauma in espresso, you give me five minutes of peace where no one is asking me for anything but whether I want whip. And yeah⌠I do want whip.
So here we are again. I swore Iâd stop. I even bought a reusable cup. I made cold brew at home for a week. But this morning? I walked in and ordered a Venti emotional crutch with extra syrup and didnât even blink.
Because I donât need therapy. I need a barista who pretends to care and a $6 hug in a cup.
Yours until my card declines, A girl who knows better but...
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