Ah, Burg3r Bros, the valiant knights in shining aprons who not only brought gastronomic joy to our humble town but also achieved what many considered impossible: they vanquished the ancient, seemingly immortal octagon picnic table that had stood guard outside the premises for what felt like centuries. For this heroic deed alone, they deserve no less than five gleaming stars.
First, a brief nod to the culinary magic that happens within: Burg3r Bros serves up burgers so divine, they could make a grown man weep tears of joy into his brioche bun. Each bite is a symphony of flavors, a harmonious blend of juicy, perfectly cooked meat, fresh toppings, and sauces that whisper sweet nothings to your taste buds. But let's not dwell too long on the food, for the true tale lies beyond the burger.
For decades, the outdoor seating area was dominated by an octagon-shaped picnic table that had seen better days around the time disco was still a hit. This table, with its weather-beaten surface and a patina that suggested it had survived multiple apocalypses, had become a fixture in the landscape. It was the kind of table that made tetanus shots a prerequisite for dining al fresco. To say it was "rotten" would be an understatement; this table was a relic, a piece of furniture so decrepit, it looked like it could be used as a prop in a horror movie titled "The Haunting of the Picnic Table."
Then came Burg3r Bros, our culinary heroes, who looked upon this tableau of decay and said, "No more." With the might of their burger-flipping spatulas and the determination of seasoned restaurateurs, they did what no one else dared to attempt: they removed the ancient table. It was a momentous occasion, one that will be etched in the annals of our town's history. Where once stood a monument to neglect, there now resides a space filled with potential and the promise of outdoor dining free from the fear of splinters and sudden collapses.
The removal of the table symbolized a new era, not just for al fresco dining, but for the community's spirit. Burg3r Bros didn't just update the menu; they uplifted our hearts. They showed us that change is possible, that no table is too old, too rotten, or too octagonal to be replaced.
In conclusion, while the burgers at Burg3r Bros might be the initial draw, it's their fearless confrontation with the past, embodied by the exorcism of that dilapidated picnic table, that truly cements their five-star status. Here's to Burg3r Bros: may their burgers remain juicy and their outdoor seating forever free of ancient,...
Read moreI wish I could support small businesses, but I won't go back here. There were two people in store ahead of us and I think two call in/online orders. We waited 50 minutes. For a cheese burger, a cheesesteak sub and some krazy fries. Nothing special, no crazy edits. Pretty sure the guy behind the counter lied to a customer who called in asking where their delivery was, but thats speculation based on my experience today. I'm not sure what I was smelling while waiting but it and the general vague uncleanness helped me feel less hungry at least. Finally getting to try the foods im non plused. Its not worth my wait. All I can say is "this is okay." Burgers are shaped in house it seems so that and the order being correct are an actual plus. To top it off, we got a half hearted "sorry" when our food finally came out. Nothing to compensate or show actual acknowledged apology for poor business.
I usually like to give places a benefit of the doubt and try again, but not this time.
Spouse adds "im not even truly mad. Just disappointed. It started off seeming so positive and then it just...quagmired. im...
Read moreListen! These wings are amazing! and their burger was just as good. I went in one night like 12am after getting back in town from a long trip (which is always skeptical because alot of places dont care about the quality of food after a certain time of day. We spent at least 50 dollars on a order of 12 piece Honey Old Bay wings, cheeseteak meal, and burger meal. I was surprised that I actually received real wingettes and not those small wing ding looking things you get from EVERYWHERE ELSE. On the burger, i honestly thought they may have had a charcoal grill in the back!! The crisp on the chicken was so perfect! I literally went back the next day and told the associate i just have to have the wings. I told my job about them and now they want to order a catered lunch. The fries are not good, sorry. and the customer service wasnt bad, decent, it could be better. But I had good experience. I do recommend and i will be back. Actually prefer it over...
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