Las Pichanchas Cafe — Restaurant in San Antonio

I've been wanting to try this place so I stopped by, excited for a new spot. It is unfortunate that I disliked the food. I hate to say but the food here was terrible. Just awful. If It was possible I would give them a negative 5 star.

I like the setup of the restaurant and I think the tables are beautiful. Comfortable, clean, and easy scene to enjoy a meal. I went on a Saturday morning around 8 am. The restaurant was empty with the exception of myself and 2 others ordering to go. The ladies at the register were friendly but not attentive.

I ordered 1 lemonade and 4 tacos. 1 guisada with cheese, 1 asada ala mex, 1 country sausage and egg ala mex, and 1 Machacado with cheese. I asked for lettuce and tomato on the side and a small portion of pico. I was given green salsa to go with it. Everything was in the bag. I asked for red salsa and was told they don't serve red salsa. The food was disgusting. Period. When my husband and I sat down to eat we found a red salsa in the bag. Let's begin with that. I love salsa. The green salsa is watery and sour. It tastes like i bit into a tomatiĺlo. Nothing else. The red salsa was also watery and sour. I was disappointed with that. The tacos were disgusting too. The country sausage and egg had a taste of fumes like butane or something. Weird also that the lemonade had the same after taste of fumes. The machacado was bland and sour. The asada was edible but not good. The guisada was decent but could have used more flavor. All in all, I do not recommend this place. Take your...

Went for brunch. Easy to find because the building is bright green. Parking was ok but could be a little tight during a busy time.

Chips, salsa, and queso were brought to the table. The queso was a nice touch but I didn't care dornit too much because it was a bit thick. The salsa had a nice flavor and had some spice to it.

I ordered 2 tacos and a coffee. Nopal and egg taco and added chorizo and chilaquiles and egg taco and papas. Asked for the tortillas to be toasted a little. The food was just as I requested and hot! Added a little green salsa and pepper and enjoyed.

Other items ordered were oatmeal which is served with walnuts and raisins which was “delicious”. Huevos rancheros also ordered and were “excellent”.

The waitress was very pleasant and attentive and checked on us for Coffee refills, but wasn't a nuisance either.

Women's Bathrooms were nice, clean, and spacious but there was only 1 so if you need to Really Go you may be waiting if...

Went to get two bean and cheese tacos for breakfast. I told the lady it was to go. $4 + for two tacos. I sat in the bench they had inside. This lady helped every person, then was even just standing there doing nothing ( didn’t even give my order to the cook) . She was taking payments for other customers and’s I’m still sitting there. Then as she saw no one else was coming up to the counter I guess, she’s on her iPad. Mind you, my order she hasn’t given to the cook yet because I’m watching him and he’s just standing in the back waiting. Twenty minutes pass by and I’m still waiting for two bean and cheese tacos only. Finally she hands the cook a paper with my order on it and he makes them super quick. To the girls in the front shame. Didn’t even look like they wanted to be there. No smiles, no greetings, nothing. Not even a thank you or I’m sorry it took so long. NOTHING! Tacos were good but definitely not the...