Pizza Patron makes the little Mexican man inside of me start to dance with joy. Choriqueso pizza is integral to my positive outlook on life. I also appreciate how the Pizza Patron man on the logo looks like a private eye in a cyberpunk version of L.A. Kinda like Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner. I like to imagine that he solves crimes involving the place where humans and robots combine and interact because it's his passion, but he delivers pizzas just to pay the rent and also learn all the little backstreets, alleys and pathways that weave through the tangled mass of steel, concrete and humanity that is known as "The Faultline" as it stretches from San Diego to LA and on to San Francisco. Or at least whats left of it after the Great Trade Wars where the forces of the Amazonian Nation and the AppleUHL Commerce Guild clashed and ultimately leveled most of the Bay Area with short-range nuclear weapons in the quest for control over Silicon Valley. As he slings hot pies to hungry customers, he observes everything around him, remembering patterns and faces, schedules and locals. His photographic memory and attention to detail being his greatest tool, he swore after the murder of his parents by street gangs that he would provide justice and closure to anyone else who suffered the same pain. His mother had named him Sherlock, but he hated it and ever since he was a kid he'd gone by the nickname Orale, given to him by neighborhood kids he played with on the streets growing up. His father left when he was just a baby and he never even gave it a second thought. The only thing the man ever gave him was a last name. So, the boy grew to a man who searched for answers around every corner and the locals grew to respect him and give reverence to the name he'd cursed his father for giving him. The name in question Holmes. Orale Holmes.
Oh. Yeah. Good portion sizes....
Read moreWhen I first started ordering from this pizza patron. My orders would come out perfect and delicious. After months of ordering atleat 2 times a week the same order, I'm pretty sure they new who the order is for. About 1 or 2 months ago I ordered thru the patron app and than my delivery was canceled out of no where . I called the store. And the man that was there stated he still had my order. So I had my mother pick up . We she arrived 15 min later he said the order had been picked up . By door dash . After that I wanted to speak to manager. And he said he didn't know what to do. That I had to call tomorrow morning . Long story short. As of tonight I placed order thru the app. And my order was wrong . I tried calling the store and they didn't pick up. When I arrived at 1045 the door was shut when they close at 11. Thats what the sign says. So I told the young man that I wanted my refund . And I tried showing him the recipt no apology no nothing . Yes I got my refund. And as I was driving of one of the two employees flicked me off. These restaurant needes to stop hiring school kids they are lazy and do not have any customer service. Sorry pizza patron you need...
Read moreWe ordered two pizzas and when we got home and opened the boxes we had the wrong order. We called to let them know we received the wrong order. The girl on the line said okay no problem just come back and show us your receipt. In a rush we left the wrong pizza at home. We were almost there when my son said we should have brought the wrong pizza back because we are not going to eat it anyway. I told him it will be fine, just let them know we left in a hurry out the door and forget it. Well they REFUSED to give is the right PIZZA AND MADE US DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK HOME TO GET IT. At that point I didn't want to even bother going back but my son was very very upset over it and wanted his pizza. So we did and the guy opened the box looked at the pizza and told the other worker to toss it in the trash. Vert very very upset. This will be the last time we order anything from this establishment. We had to pay for their mistakes and waste our...
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