Cedar Point, you absolutely need to fix this place. First, the facility is amazing. The view is like none other. Gorgeous. But that’s where the good ends. We’ve eaten there twice. The first time it was…okay. The fish was … edible. But ordinary and soggy at best. We thought maybe it was just a bad day, so we tried it again. Today was insane. They only opened one line downstairs so the line wrapped around the whole first floor. So we went upstairs by the bar. We ordered three flatbread pizzas. Three. That’s it. After we ordered, it took them 45 minutes to get us our order. It was unlike anything we’ve seen. Luckily, the customers were all laughing at how absurd it was. Everyone had to wait that long for simple stuff. No one was getting their completed order. They were just handing out food arbitrarily. There was no system at all. One guy standing by us said, “I feel like we’re on a TV show right now and they are going to come out and say it’s all been a joke.”
So after waiting 45 mins, we got the $14-a-piece flatbread pizza, and it was, hands down, the worst thing we’ve had to eat. Probably anywhere. Ever. There were GIANT chunks of salt on top of the cheese, so much that the pizza crunched. Pizza shouldn’t crunch. We couldn’t eat it. It reminded me of the water you gargle with when you’re sick. I would have asked to speak with someone, but I couldn’t stand the thought of waiting another bazillion hours. The other weird thing—there are like no garbage cans. Anywhere. We had to throw our food out in a can outside the restaurant. It was so odd.
This place could be amazing. Honestly. But I’d suggest gutting the whole concept of what you’re doing with food and rethink it. Make something truly unique. Heck, try sushi or tacos or literally anything except what you’re doing.
We love Cedar Point. But we don’t love this experience and won’t be returning to the pavilion until it is...
Read moreThis place is definitely a must visit place if ur at cedar point. Me and the fam come to cedar point once a year and we always stop and have lunch here at least once! They have pretzels 🥨 , Mac n cheese, beef, all different meats, fresh fruits and it’s a really nice break from having the typical fried park food like at other parks. They also have a really nice seating area upstairs and they have half booths half tables which me and my sister sit in the booth part because sitting at tables would damage our reputation way to much we can’t afford for that to happen! If ur at cedar point definitely come give this place a try. The outdoor seating area is really nice also. Only downside is the amount of twinks and cute jocks that eat here is very little to none they eat elsewhere. If u wanted some good eye candy while u eat I would...
Read morePathetic portion sizes compared to The Farmhouse and BackBeatQue. The Ginger Soy Steak had literally no ginger or soy flavor either and was as dry as can be. Seriously, they got rid of Wicked Twister for this joke? Cedar Point is getting rid of the tried-and-true fan favorite third-party food establishments and putting in first-party dives serving up prison food. Also, windows are open with no air conditioning (this is supposed to be their premier food establishment in-park) and the place smells inside like weed/marijuana. To top it off, someone’s kid pulled the fire alarm and their response time to disable the blaring alarm was 30-60 minutes. Heaven forbid an actual emergency happened with how long it took them to take action—someone would have died....
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