Jimmy John's — Restaurant in Sioux Falls Township

5/5 - It’s Jimmy John’s. What did you expect? A TED Talk?

Five stars. Obviously. It’s Jimmy John’s. You walk in, you order, and then bam — a freaky fast sandwich appears like it was summoned by ancient sandwich sorcery. You barely have time to blink before someone’s handing you a perfectly wrapped sub that tastes like efficiency and toasted bread dreams.

The bread? Cloud-soft with just enough chew. The meats? Sliced with the kind of precision that says we mean business. The pickles? Aggressive in all the right ways. I didn’t even think about being hungry until I walked in, and now I’d fight a raccoon to keep my #9.

Clean space, friendly crew, and somehow, they manage to make mayonnaise feel like a lifestyle. So yeah — five stars. No notes. Just vibes and...

Here's the problem with Jimmy John's being labeled as "Freaky Fast" ... You sacrifice quality for speed. I ordered a Ham and Turkey, EZ Lettuce, EZ Tomato, Add EZ Onions, Add Reg Jimmy Mustard... and I got one tomato, a full handful of lettuce, no mayo (which should automatically come with it, but I think because my coworker ordered no mayo on hers, mine was excluded as well) and got dijon mustard (which I hate) instead of regular mustard. I also ordered with no provolone because I'm allergic to dairy, but I have found it on my sandwiches in the past. I know the world demands you get their sandwich to them in 2.5 seconds, but I'd much rather have my sandwich exactly the way I ordered it, instead of slopped together with whatever their fast hands...

Great place to go for the best food poisoning! Spent the all weekend practically living in the bathroom and still dealing with the symptoms after stopping in on 4/10/17. Haven't really slept the last few days either, because vomiting is just so much "fun", which is why I'm​ up at 4:30AM writing this.

You too can partake in the fun too (most likely due to some employee taking a dump and not washing their hands), just ask for the porcelain special when you stop by.

Seriously this location should be required to have list of "side effects" listed on their menu board. Perhaps a surprise visit from the health department...