Fats Sports Bar — Restaurant in Texas

Five owners since '02. All failed as will the current owner "Mikey" from Nepal. He can't even seem to fix the horrible smell in the bathrooms. I've been physically assaulted there twice by either a drunk, cowardly or summarily ignorant patrons of his bar. The first loser kicked me in the back as I opened the front door and sent me directly into a brick wall. However I was able to reprimand him for that. The second coward "sucker punched" me in the left eye (wearing my glasses) just outside the bar. Blind without my glasses I was unable to retaliate at the time. I'm letting the HCSD case # HC15-81866 handle it for now. Mikey surely knows the guy as a patron of Fat Tuesday's (a mentally ill one at that) but will likely say otherwise to the HCSD. That's how Mikey rolls. He's young and wet behind the ears. Also two friends of mine won't go there anymore because Mikey overcharged them on one or more occasions. That's been my experience as well. Go there if you like but GO AT YOUR OWN RISK! Last time I was there the only person in the bar other than myself was a fairly well known fifty (or thereabouts) year old female "orifice leaser"...and she's one of Mikey's...

Hands down the worst bar in NW houston. All they care about is money. They won't hire a cook or bartender so they can pocket 100% of every cent that is spent there. Same reason they don't have draft, won't upgrade the kitchen, nor will ever fix anything wrong in the bar. Did I mention they...

The owner runs the place and always treats us extremely well. If you are looking for a hopping spot this is not the place for you. If you are looking for a clean quiet place where the owner and regulars offer up good conversation then i suggest...