Ying's — Restaurant in Town of Amherst

If you're reading this this is written in medieval times because I wanted to make a joke of this cuz it was really horrible

In the hour of the first bell, when many a Chinese eatery had shuttered its doors, I didst seek sustenance from the sole establishment still open, a place named Ying's, which remained open until the fourth hour past midnight. My hunger was great, so I didn't place my order. I was informed of an additional fee of eight coins, which I accepted with resigned patience. The total cost of my fare amounted to twenty-seven coins.

I did request sesame chicken with white rice, and though it was the middle of the night with all other provisions closed, I held hope that my meal would bring solace. Yet, by the second hour and fiftieth minute of the night, my order didn't arrive after a protracted wait. To my dismay, the meal was incomplete: I received only the sesame chicken and white rice, each contained separately, and no plate was provided for my ease.

Upon partaking of this fare, I found it to be so unpalatable that it seemed to carry with it the essence of Miss Ying's demise. Indeed, it was as though a pinch of her ashes had been mingled within the dish. A fortune cookie was included, yet I didst forbear from opening it, handing it to a young maid in the dining chamber, who spoke of love and fortune to come. Alas, I found myself bestowed with naught but death and loathing, rather than the promised blessings.

Moreover, my order was bereft of the Diet Coke I had requested, and in its place, a Diet Pepsi was delivered. This potion, though it bore bubbles, tasted of mere carbonated water and did provoke a fit of sickness in me. Thus, my sorrow was deepened, for I cherish good sustenance, yet this fare was but a mockery of true food.

Thus, I beseech thee, to heed this counsel and partake of this victual at thy peril. Beware, for it may save thee much coin and woe.

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My first time to yings.Delicious egg foo young.large servings.perfect pork fried dumplings.awesome pork fried rice.spring rolls delicious.im not really sure about the bad reviews but all I can say is wow! Delicious. Maybe good advice would be to try a few different things out over time and find out what you like the best.At any restaurant there's bound to be dishes that you don't like and some that you do. I would say don't just go there once go back again and try something different because my food was spectacular.I found Jim to be pleasant kind funny.We shard a few laughs.And who cares if they got a few things laying around like papers on the tables. It's a business they're trying to run and they're open late, be grateful.The pizza was awesome too by the way, I grabbed a slice couldn't believe how good it was.Ask for a little extra sauce on your pizza. All I can say is I had a perfect experience my first visit to yings and I will definitely be going back next week. I love the fact that they're open till 4:00 a.m. That's...

On 8/3/2012 I decided to try Yings on Eggert Rd. for the first time. Boy was I disappointed. When I called to find out about delivery I was told about an hour. I waited an 1 1/2 hrs before calling back. I was told it should have left along time ago and should be arriving any minute. Ok great. Then another 15 min came and went I called back. The owner was delivering my food and it will be about another 7 min. Now your looking at 2 hrs. The owner gets here and is so busy and really didn't seem to care that I was a first time customer and that I was dissatisfied. Then he was like call Judy tell her to give you a $5 credit. OK. I didn't call because when I dished out our food it was luke warm if that. The french fries were mushy and barely warm. I asked them for a cheeseburger sub without lettuce and tomato and got the things I did not want. My husbands Stinger was horrible and dry. The chicken was overcooked to almost burnt. I WILL NOT GO BACK!!!!!...