KFC — Restaurant in Virginia

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If there was a zero star option, I'd give it. My husband and I have ordered from this location any time we've wanted KFC because it was close to where we lived. After moving away, it's still the closest. And every. Single. Time... they forget the gravy for the mashed potatoes. This has happened more than a dozen times, but because it was just a piece of something, we would just not go for a while and try again another time. After all, mistakes happen. Fast forward to tonight: Once again, we looked in our bag and saw there was no gravy. We picked up today so we went back in, asked for a side of gravy, and went home. Upon sitting down to dinner, we realized that we had mistaken another side dish (that we don't normally get in a large size) for the potatoes. So they had forgotten the entire side item altogether. It was our fault for missing it before we left, yes, so we called to explain what had happened, and the manager or other female worker started questioning us and argued with my husband on the phone. "When you came in and got the missing gravy, you didn't say you were missing potatoes, too." "That's because we mistook our other side for the potatoes." "But you only asked for gravy." "we didn't realize until we got home. Can we have it delivered?" "Umm, we don't have delivery drivers." "Okay, we'll come pick it up then." We drove back, walked in, waited for a few minutes, and the same person who had given my husband the missing gravy earlier came over and simply said "Hi", to which we said we were here to pick up our other missing item. A lady, whom I assume was the one on the phone, came over and gave us a bag with the missing item and another thing of gravy. We were leaving when the guy then says "I thought you were just missing the gravy," to which my husband responded with "I know. I accidentally mistook the other side in the bag for the potatoes." The guy then says, "You know, you didn't tell me there were no potatoes. You should have told me." Our final irritated response was "We just told you it was a mistake. We didn't realize when we unpacked everything in the car. Sorry."

No apology, no "I'm sorry you had to come back twice", no "sorry WE messed up your order."

The 1-star reviews are right. Rude, incompetent, and they flat out couldn't care less. If this was the first or second or even third time, I wouldn't have been so upset. We admitted that we made the mistake that we thought everything was there when it wasn't... but I guess that erases the fact that they screwed up twice. Cool. Never going back to this...

Last night I visited this location to get dinner for my friend and I. Of all the times I have gotten food here before I've never really had any major issues. We went through the drive thru which was empty at the time we arrived. My friend and I had 2 simple separate orders. Needless to say, I am extremely disappointed in the service we recieved. Our cashier, Clara messed up my order and proceeded to take payment without repeating my order back to me. I ordered a $5 fill up box with the crispy chicken sandwich and was charged for a sandwich combo that was $7.99. When my friend and I pulled up to the window, I payed for my order by debit card which was $8.47 and my friend tried to pay in cash. She handed me a $10 bill which I gave to Clara and he gave me back $8 then said that my card did not process for the first order and that he used the cash for my order. This made no sense because my card was charged showing it on the receipt and my bank statement. The cashier then asked for my card again to pay for my friends order so I agreed and payed the $9 for hers. One, he took $2 cash that was not applied as a payment whatsoever and two my card was charged twice when I should've only paid for my order. He was unclear on how to do his job and so I asked for his manager. The manager asked for my receipts, so I showed the proof that my card was charged. Well, he then proceeded to review the receipts and get into a arguement with Clara over the issue. He definitely did not address the situation professionally at all. He did not give me his name or apologize for the issue. I had to basically help this guy figure out a solution, because he seemed incompetent to do so. Also, on top of all this I waited for several minutes for my food and a resolution. The manager took no responsibility or offered anything for the problem. He even asked to keep my receipts and I said no of course because those are mine to take. Also, I've worked in a restaurant before and if you'd know how to do your job properly then you know you can reprint reciepts... Anyways, I know from experience of many years in the food industry that it is not a easy job. This store has not trained their employee, cashier well enough to provide good service. Also, The manager needs additional training as well to handle situations like this because he absolutely failed to handle mine. Overall, the food was cold and the service was beyond disappointing. Plus, I did not receive my chocolate chip cookie and that was the main reason I ordered the $5 fill...